Choking Bone

Male masturbation. Wanking. Jacking off.

My roommate is always choking bone.

Hand me that towel. I need a wank hank cause I’ll be choking bone.

My uncle caught me choking bone so I let him watch.

by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2018

Flag

Get the Choking Bone mug.

Choking the bandwidth

When you hog up all the internet bandwidth from streaming all that 4K anal porn

*webpage takes a long time to load*
Dad (yells across bedroom): Son, are you choking the bandwidth again?
Son (yells back): Uhhh no..... what makes you think that?
Dad: Oh nothin', just a hunch...

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 31, 2019

Flag

Get the Choking the bandwidth mug.

Related Words

ChiKing • choking • choking the chicken • chikin • chinking • chiving • choking kink • choking victim • Chicking • Chilking

choking victim

-punk/ska band from NYC.

-started Crack Rocksteady

-now known as Leftover Crack

"we have no rights, we have no future.
no reasons why, just born to die"
-choking victim

by Aaron July 28, 2003

Flag

Get the choking victim mug.

Commonly referred to as the best position (has to be performed in the prison showers). Where one extremely gay black man allows another man to shove their penis all the way up one of his nostrils whilst chewing on his balls, making sure to soak the pubes thoroughly. when they are done, they have to meet up with their friend Barnaby to be able to show them the evidence that they have done "The choking Barnaby"

oh boy i can't wait to do the choking Barnaby with my granddad!

by Epic english guy69420 January 15, 2019

Flag

Get the Choking Barnaby mug.

Choking on your chin

A phrase which denotes the state of being upset, angry, or sad to the point where it seems like someone would be choked on their chin.

May also be abbreviated as chin or saying someone is chin or chinning.

Tom: Hey man, you choking on your chin?
Bill: Fuck off Tom, my house just burned down.

by lithiiicon February 11, 2013

Flag