by BBC-Boy19 December 06, 2019
Billy Bob: Maaary Jaaane, we'll shit well tonight. Cletus's 4 legged chicken is here.'
Mary Jane :we'll put him in the microwave and eat him.
Cletus: Billy Bob I want my dog back?
Mary Jane :we'll put him in the microwave and eat him.
Cletus: Billy Bob I want my dog back?
by Iam not Elmer Fudd September 13, 2020
First a woman bends over and grabs something sturdy, then a man enters her from the rear, the man then firmly grasps her hair and one at a time proceeds to place his feet flat on her back while continuing to plow her from behind then triumphantly clucking at the top of his lungs, like an crazed rock climber who is clinging on for dear life!
Damn dude that girl from the bar was so freaky we did the three legged chicken dance until I fell off and got a concussion!
by Drew P Cock December 20, 2016
a tv remote controller shoved up a chicken or bull dogs anus while twisting his ear and jacking it off while simotanisly pooring lubricant and putting bananas in his other ear and making him eat glue while shooting him up with heroin in his dick
Im going to rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chicken my long fellow dog named sparky.
by Shitholeofalabama December 09, 2007
by DanLoz03 January 23, 2020
by sexyass22 March 19, 2014