Cheese toastie

A sandwich consisting of two slices of oiled or buttered bread and cheese. The sandwich is then grilled on each side on the stove top.

The cheese toastie is a traditional dish of the gnome people.

Hey look at that guy eating a grilled cheese...

He's a gnome, they call them 'cheese toasties' in Gnomeland.

by NavyDrew July 6, 2016

Cheese Toasty

When a guy ejaculates into a woman’s vagina, and then the woman proceeds to sit on a radiator, cauterising her vagina closed and cooking the mans cum inside her. Hence the name, cheese toasty.

Dave: So you’ll never guess what Jenner let me do last night
Chad: Bro did you give her a cheese toasty...
Dave: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by CheeseToasty July 12, 2019

cheese toastie

the image a doctor has to endure when an oap goes for a smear test

" now mrs montgomery this wont take long, jesus christ its like a cheese toastie opening this"

by crazy_meesh January 22, 2007

cheese toastie

a vagina that is infected, and sticks together like a cheese toastie.

"what was that girl last night like?"

"fuckin' awful. bit of a cheese toastie."

by jaggysnake October 29, 2006

Cheese-Tastic

When a guy is making a sandwich for his lady friend(which rarely happens) and he has no cheese for the sandwich. What he does at this point is ejaculate onto the bread, using his"jizz" as cheese.

Guy:"Honey this is a once in a life time opportunity, I'm making you a sandwich, what do you want on it?"

Girl:"I don't care babe but I want it to be CHEESE-TASTIC!"

by DBigshot November 25, 2010

Cheese Toastie

A fake grilled cheese. A cheese toastie is buttered from the inside and toasted, while a grilled cheese is buttered from the outside and made in a pan. Only retards from Illinois and the Midwest mistake a grilled cheese for a so called "cheese toastie."

Hey what are you eating?
A grilled cheese

No, it looks like a cheese toastie
No, it s grilled cheese you central Illinois fuck

by asoudjhiayuwn January 19, 2018

Cheese toastie sexual

Sexual attraction to micow and cheese toasties

I walked into my sisters room to find her masturbating to micow with a cheese toastie in her flaps. I said oh my god you are cheese toastie sexual

by Cheese toasties October 10, 2021