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street-creeping

Similar to facebook stalking, but in relation to buildings, street-creeping is looking for a building on google maps and using the street view option.
Examples:

My friend is street-creeping the houses she's considering renting.

I heard that there's a stalker who street-creeps places regularly.
by aminime March 6, 2010
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casual creeping

The act of creeping on someone AFTER they personally liked a photo or post ect on a social media site and you click on their profile to see what they've been up to
Person 1: It was just casual creeping nothing more
by Sunshine06 January 13, 2015
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bare cheeking

When one lays bare ass on others face
Last night I caught my bestfriend bare cheeking someone
by Bare Cheeker December 30, 2017
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Microwave Mac and Cheesing

The act of microwaving a mac and cheese bowl to eat for dinner.
Oh man, Alec Evons was really Microwave Mac and Cheesing my asshole last night. Fuck you Tegan.
by mommymilkers42069 November 18, 2021
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Facebook Creeping

An act in which one looks at a friend's/stranger's facebook profile, pictures, and recent activity. Everyone denies their involvement in this act (when in reality most people do it when bored), then in turn accuse someone else of doing it later.

A person that does this often is called a Facebook Creeper.
Jon: "Hey, did you hear Jack broke up with Jill?
Paul: "Uh, how'd you know that? Were you facebook creeping?"
Jon: "No, of course I wasn't!"

A few hours later...

Brian: "Hey, did you hear Jack broke up with Jill?"
Jon: "Dude, stop facebook creeping."
by Not a Facebook Creeper June 23, 2009
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Stages of Creeping

1. Creeper- Person who does not want to be seen. Not necessarily perverted in nature. Usually seen in the backgrounds of pictures in an unflattering pose or with an unusual expression on their face. Usually awkward, but innocent.
2. Lurker- One who purposefully hides themself when a "target" walks by so that they can check them out with impunity. Has not yet developed skills to detect when cameras are nearby.
3. Skulker- One who relishes an opportunity to check someone out, but does not take the time to stalk. Usually has someone specific in mind. Usually is equipped with Harry Potter Invisibility Cloak. If you detect one, proceed to the nearest exit/can of mace immediately.
4. Stalker- See highlighted definition.
5. Pervert- Brazened form of a stalker who does not care if their presence is known. Legal intervention is the safest course of action, battle axe is most effective.
These are corresponding examples of the Stages of Creeping:

1.Billy is a creeper. He is socially awkward so he avoids people. Feel bad for Billy.

2.Carlos is a lurker. He doesn't get any so he he just of waits there.... Avoid Carlos.

3.Jordan is a skulker. He is attracted to that girl over there, but is too ashamed/nervous/oblivious to talk to her. If he ever wants a chance, he should probably just not be creepy. Do not associate with Jordan or his friends.

4. Jack is a stalker. Fuck you Jack.

5. Herbert is a pervert. The world is a better place with out you, buddy.
by legitnugget January 6, 2009
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Cheesing the mouse

The act of eating cheesy snacks and licking your fingers while working on your computer, thus dropping crumbs all in the keyboard and building up snack crud on the mouse.
I was going to use his computer but he's been cheesing the mouse so long it's too gross to touch.
by urser December 26, 2008
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