Bake-cation

When a group or individual neglects all responsibilities to get high for an interminable period of time.

Example 1
Tom: What happened to Jason last lecture?
Kyle: He and Ben got really high and decided to take a bake-cation for our 3-day weekend.

Example 2
Jerry: Hey Scott! I need an ounce of pot for this weekend.
Scott: I noticed you took a week off work. Bake-cation?
Jerry: For suresies! I'm going to stay home and blaze all day.

by wordsies September 18, 2009

zombie chariot

Inconsiderate asshole drivers on the interstate who do not pull over for emergency vehicles

"Did you see that?" "That zombie chariot almost got ran over by the ambulance."

by Amphibious Goddess May 22, 2016

chatous

An unusually small penis that curves to the left. People possessing chatous tend overcompensate.

Kevin was afraid to shower in the locker room because the other boys would point and laugh at his chatous.

by snapeape November 21, 2013

nerd chariot

A Segway motor scooter.

If Eugene keeps rolling around on that nerd chariot wearing that fanny pack, he won't have a chance with the ugliest most desperate girl on the Mt. Holyoke fuck truck.

by Nicholas D October 8, 2006

Spaz Chariot

The Wheelchair/shopping basket combo provided by some supermarket stores so that the partially disabled can shop.

Normally a standard motorised wheelchair type design with handlebars and a small shopping basket holder at the very front.

For obvious reasons, the 'spaz chariot pilot' is often a subject of ridicule. "Zoooooooom" "whooooosh" noises as they slowly cruise past you in the aisles are mandatory.

Check it out, that dudes cruising the spaz chariot like a demon!

by Hybrid-Halo May 31, 2005

chatrouletted

to be unwittingly be exposed to a penis

1. "Dude, I just chatrouletted the shit out of Kevin."

2. "Pee-wee Herman was chatrouletting long before it was cool."

by Trakix February 27, 2010

chariot transportation

To take a friend to Physical Education Class via holding them piggyback style or princess style.

"CHARIOT" -K
chariot comes running out of the misty locker room picks up K and runs to pe.
This is chariot transportation

by chariotthreebff September 29, 2011