Charmin slip

When you have a nasty wiping job, and your finger breaks through the toilet paper, and you get shit on your hand.

Damn, I had a nasty wiper, and my finger busted through the toilet paper. I hate when I have a

Charmin Slip! Wish I'd used a baby wipe!

by Naomi Girl April 29, 2014

Charmin Ultra soft

Being, or becoming soft, very soft, like really really soft. Could easily be mistaken for a bitch, or someone who has recently lost their balls and developed a vagina.

Coach Huck used to be cool, but all of a sudden that dude became Charmin Ultra Soft.

by Someguy2018 July 19, 2018

charminageddon

The widespread shortage of a product due to panic from a worldwide emergency.

The Covid-19 Charminageddon caused a shortage of toilet paper, hand antiseptic and many other products...

by Weird-Al March 13, 2020

G-Charming

The act of flirting via G-Chat/Google Talk or the like, with a person whom you know, but not all that well. Often times this g-charming is accompanied by an uncharacteristically charming photo of yourself as your g-chat icon. G-Charming is often guarded, and less more veiled than other forms of flirting.

After noticing Megan, a pretty girl in his political science class, Max found her g-chat moniker on Facebook and started G-Charming her regularly.

by LearnedHand May 13, 2011

Charmin Smile

When going down on a woman- you come up with a mouthful of toilet paper.

I went down on that fat girl that i met at the check cashing store last night- and i came up with a Charmin Smile.
We're getting married next week

by Aaron Weisberg August 13, 2007

charming the one eyed trouser snake

A new term which I just invented on the spot which refers to male masturbation.

Martin: I watched some wicked hardcore porn last night mate.
Matt: Really?
Martin: Yeah, it was so good that I couldn't resist charming the one eyed trouser snake!!
Matt: Cool

by Jim July 19, 2004

Charming

Hoarding the Charmin during a social distancing crisis

That guy is Charming.

by Kiman44 March 26, 2020