Charmont

A particularly snooty way of saying charming.

Darling, your dress is simply charmont!

by Mona2006 December 10, 2020

Charmont

A particularly snooty way of saying charming.

Darling, your dress is simply charmont!

by Mona2006 December 10, 2020

Charlonzo

The stupidest nickname for someone named Charlie.

"Hey, isnt that Charlonzo over there?"
"Who? No, thats Charlie."
"No, its my man, Charlonzo."
*huff* "Whatever, asshole. Hi Charlie."

by theresa lynn November 29, 2005

Chardonnay Pong

A highly sophisticated version of the more commonly known game of Beer Pong. Whereas the traditional participants of Beer Pong tend to be low lifes, inbreeds, hillbillys, morons, 909ers, students from colleges in the southeast US, etc., Chardonnay Pong attracts a more refined level of idiot. The more expensive the Chardonnay, the more important to humanity the Chardonnay Pong player is. Entry level players will often utilize "box" variety Chardonnay, thereby relegating themselves to subhuman/neanderthal status. Some players have been known to utilize a crude and disgusting horse piss swill known as 2 buck chuck for their proceedings. This is common among Cro Mag project executives and pre-construction managers in Southern California.

Jacko - I've been training big time for the Chardonnay Pong tournament at Snowbird next month. I'm gonna beat all a yous like rented mules.

Oldog - Right on Jacko, have you been hitting that case of Mondavi Private Reserve I gave you for Xmas?

Jacko - No Oldog, I prefer the 2 buck chuck - mmm good! Pour me another boot Charty.

by Tiburonian December 20, 2010

Charnock Richard

Charnock Richard is a village in Lancashire, England which serves simply as a euphamism for bums or the taking of "it" up the bum.

Nick really loves it up the Charnock Richard.

Marcus kicked that kid right in the Charnock Richard, now his dad is chasing him.

Ray had to go to hospital with a milk bottle stuck in his Charnock Richard. He cannot eat solids ever again.

by Charnock Richard October 23, 2012

rombauer chardonnay

Otherwise known as cougar crack in the san francisco bay area.

Rombauer chardonnay or "Cougar crack" refers to a creamy, buttery chardonnay liked by many mature women

by Red Corvette July 3, 2017

Charvon

The one girl who you were stupid enough to let her get away, a decision that will haunt you for the rest of your life. She's smart, caring, fun-loving, and has got a booty that would make Buddah weep.

Damn, did you see Charvon when she walked away?!

by snappychappy February 3, 2010