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Championship Tabled

A State of which someone is so totally spaced out on low quality drugs that they will phone their mates at 3 in the morning, spouting words of which have no relevance to anything.
'aaahm, flur- chapp- chammpion TABLES!! No, Tables!! You're not gettiin' me, bro. Championship Tabled! TA - Ables!'
by The Original Mason September 10, 2011
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championship ring

A gesture by which one who posseses a scrotum and testicles threads the scrotum between the middle and ring finger and then over the ring finger. The testicle is rested on top of the ring finger then finally the skin under the ring finger is pinched against the thumb. Thusly achieving the effect of a ring with a large stone set in place on top of it.
"Bow down and kiss the ring bitch"
"I made her kiss the ring"
"I show'dem the ring"
"He missed the last shot of the game because I showed him my championship ring".
by Mark Ryan and Mark McNulty January 8, 2008
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Championship player

A football player in england who has the skill and determination to play the game well, but lacks the composure, quality and flair to play in the english top flight, hence they are only good enough to play in the 2nd flight "the championship"
Football Commentator "I have no idea why sunderland signed that Paul McShane, he is not good enough for the premiership. Championship player at best"
by Footballerofthefuture August 24, 2008
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championship ring

It is the the symbol of win
by dave fucknuckle April 1, 2008
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Swimming conference championships

It's Another championships happening a few days after the first championships. Swimming conference championships combine 4 or more leagues ( A league, B league, etc). They all have to compete in events that they got a certain time for. Every time or sometimes, the top 8 people in the event get to make it to the swimming finals.
Person 1: "Did you make in to Swimming Conference Championships?"
Person 2: "No I didn't have a good time for any of my events."
by urlocalcoolperson1111 August 3, 2022
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Chicken Sandwich World Championship

(N.) The Chicken Fight of Nov. 5th (at 10pm on DirecTV Channel 348) involving, TC "The Golden Boy" Chicken and Spicy, "The Red Riot" Chicken.

(I wonder if they know that Burger King is just going to eat them after their Publicity Stunt is over?)
SpicyTenderCrisp applied a strangle hold to TenderCrisp at the ten minute mark, but the Ref reversed the decision and TC retained his world title over Spicy, who really wanted to step out of the shadow of TC.
by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004
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Canadian Cocksucking Championships

Two (or more) people repeated complimenting each other, at their own expense, in an attempt to pay respect and show humility.
Guy 1: Your such a good artist

Guy 2: No, your a better artist

Guy 1: The way you compose a photo is the best

Guy 2: but your use of lighting is so much better than mine

Guy 1: Let's just agree that we are both good artists, this is starting to turn in the Canadian Cocksucking Championships.
by gavint November 14, 2012
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