Chair

Pale

Damn Epic really sits hard on this Chair
Pls this is a joke don't take this seriously

by HaremFucker420 June 19, 2021

Chair

Its a fucking chair what do you expect?

Its just a chair Karen

by shirokusheesh June 9, 2021

Chair

A multi-person sex club in school. Usually for 1 boy and more than 2 girls. For ages 11+.

Want to 'chair' later? 👌🏼😛

by TheHumanWhoDoesThings October 21, 2016

Chair

A solid that your buttocks gently lie on as you watch porn or I mean tv... sorry

That chair is likes my buttocks

by The lax god March 23, 2019

Chair

He will never nag you about anything if you’re his girlfriend because he will never talk to you! Unless he wants a blow job, etc. His hobbies include BMX, rap music and his half inch penis. He never dates a girl if they have a bit of class and don’t want to screw around with the fat fuck. Like this one time when he was dating a girl, he gave her herpes then he ignored her for 3 or 4 weeks, left her hanging, and then finally broke up with her over text because he was too scared to do it face to face. He also can’t ask girls out, or tell them how he feels face to face because his is such a wimp. He’s tough as well, he likes to hit his future girlfriends if they can’t figure out his complex plan of crap. He makes fun of his girlfriends if they are short, and even throws them in the air to prove a point. Yep, Chair sure is a top bloke, whenever he dates a girl he sure does a bang up job -.- If you know what I mean…

Chair: I know who likes you

Person: Who?

Chair: They have a S and an E in their name

Person: -.-

by Somecynicaldude January 3, 2011

Chair

A small, uncomfortable form of bed

Wanking on a chair is not as good as wanking on the bed

by Dabonitwagwan December 17, 2017

Chair

A piece of furniture designed for sitting on. Can be made of wood, plastic, metal, and many other materials as well. Chairs have been around for thousands of years, and they are very useful for other things as well, for example: a surface, a step-ladder, or abstract art.

If you thumbs-down this definition, you are as fucking retarded as possible. I just defined a chair, and it makes NO sense if this has a thumbs-down, so fuck off with your thumbs-downs.

by Definitionman1 September 14, 2011