Chelsey

Chelsey is undeniably the most beautiful woman in exsistance. Her stories about life will keep you captivated and hanging onto the edge of your seat for hours at a time. Her smile, laugh and long from lowing blonde hair and blue eyes are perfectly designed by God himself. Her unmatched generosity and humility truly defines the woman God intended her to be, she in His sight, is undoubtedly perfect in every way. Chelsey is a natural leader, loved amongst all, bold, direct and loves others with the truest passion available. Her qualities and characteristics are thought to be completely angelic and nothing stands in between her and her happiness and goals in life.

Chelsey always lights up a room.

by Optimisticdrake April 19, 2018

Chelsey Martin

the epitome of perfection.
Athletic, beautiful, funny, smart, & happy.
envied by all.

GUY: "damn i wish i was with Chelsey Martin"
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GIRL: "damni wish i was like Chelsey Martin... her life is so perfect"

by Chelsey Martin October 23, 2008

Chelsey M

the hottest mother fucka in all of Northern Kentucky..
2)The Dutchess of Awesome

Man oh man, that girl is almost as hot as Chelsey M!!!

by Pierre January 30, 2005

chelseykai

Chelseykai is one of the best people to exist. This person has a dump truck behind them when they stand up.

M: Why won't Chelseykai date me ?
M2: Because she's too hot for you b!

by lolsyasss November 23, 2021

Chelsey

A soulless ginger who dosen't like to shower. Often referred to as "wookie" or "chewbaccian," she looks to take over the world with her kind. Don't let her looks trick you, she killed Prince Castian, (the king's only son) and blamed countless people for it. She's also a fork. Not yet a spork.. not yet.

Chelsey, do you remember when I killed a hundred evil mountain dwarves for you?

by the blue freak February 15, 2013

Chelsey Mills

The best girlfriend anyone could ask for. A smart, resilient, oh-so-sexy, hilarious, witty girl who can make anything happen. The girl every guy is after but none can get because she's always taken. Chelsey is the best dicker oner.

that girl is fucking banging, she looks like a Chelsey Mills.

by Yogi bear an booboo July 25, 2010

Chelsey

Chelsey is one of the most annoying people you’ll ever meet. She’s overly emotional and falls in love easily. Nine times out of ten she’s gay. However, once you actually get to know Chelsey, she’ll become a person you don’t despise to have around. She’ll become a good friend who you joke with, it won’t be a serious friendship where you tell each other your deepest darkest secrets, it’ll be a light hearted throwaway friendship that you’ll forget in twenty-five years. You will enjoy the time with her now, though, because believe or not, all she wants is pussy. She’s actually just a bitch.

Nobody:
Chelsey: I’m gay

by Morris Morrison November 10, 2019