Cemetery Porn

The act of watching very cringeworthy videos, pictures, memes, or kids who discovered the internet and very lowkey enjoying it to the point where it becomes a fetish.

"I know this MineCraft playthrough belongs in Hell, but I still came three times while watching this three hour uncut video"
"I think I have a fetish for cemetery porn"

by DrinksToForget(AlwaysRemembers February 26, 2017

Cement mixer

A sexual act where one anally penetrates a person with extreme constipation. Thereby resolving said condition.

Ah nathan, I haven’t had any Mucinex this week!
No worries babe, we can do the cement mixer tonight by candlelight.

by Venice Vigilantes April 2, 2022

gent cement

The classiest way to refer to your sperm or semen.

John: "Lindsay sucked until my balls were dry of my gent cement"

by JJHaedo May 8, 2014

cement mixer

In baseball, when a pitcher throws a slider that doesn't break and hangs in the trike zone. It becomes an easily hitable pitch.

The reliever threw a cement mixer and the hitter crushed it for a grand slam.

by Granny Smith November 19, 2012

cemetery

Something that people are dying to get into.

Look, it's the cemetery. I bet people are dying to get in there.

by DoomMan83 October 20, 2014

CEME

Constantly Erected Mechanical Engineer

Wow Tony, you got a boner from studying again? No wonder people call you a CEME.

by Civic_pro April 25, 2010

cement

The word itself derives from the high quantity of low quality cocaine found in the eastcoast North America in the early 2000's. The granular and low grade texture had customers likening the product to cement. The word also comes from the process of making cocaine itself, in Coloumbia, Bolivia, and the other Cocaine nations, a cement mixer or washing machine is often used to transfer cocaine from leaf to liquid resembling cement. Once the product is exported it is then cut with cement, asprin, baby powder and actual pure cocaine.

"Let's not order off of that crappy dealer anymore"
"Yeah that stuff is like doing cement"
"pure cement"

"dayum, hell no, I've been waiting 4 goddam hours for that ratchet hoe dealer to show up with that cement"

by Romano Gerdt May 29, 2013