Vladimir Putin's Premiereship team, the Moscow Blues, otherwise known as Chelsea. He owns them through Roman Abramovich, who claims to be the caretaker of this historic club, which is an outright lie because 1) Putin owns it by proxy and 2) Chelsea had no history before Putin bought one for them.
They currently had their assets frozen because their real owner decided that while he owns Chelski, he really wants a team with a real history, so while he's trying to annex Ukraine he's also trying to steal Dynamo Kyiv. When this whole mess is over the FA should send Chelski to Moscow (or maybe St Petersburg) where they belong and they can establish a rivalry with Spartak. That's if they don't get relegated to the Championship (where they really, really belong). Without being able to buy players every year they will eventually be in League One, they haven't developed a player in decades and will not be able to start now.
95% of their supporters have only been fans since the early 2000s and get all their football knowledge from FIFA video games; the other 5% have been deluded into thinking they are other than a crap club that would still be crap if it weren't for big daddy Putin.
They currently had their assets frozen because their real owner decided that while he owns Chelski, he really wants a team with a real history, so while he's trying to annex Ukraine he's also trying to steal Dynamo Kyiv. When this whole mess is over the FA should send Chelski to Moscow (or maybe St Petersburg) where they belong and they can establish a rivalry with Spartak. That's if they don't get relegated to the Championship (where they really, really belong). Without being able to buy players every year they will eventually be in League One, they haven't developed a player in decades and will not be able to start now.
95% of their supporters have only been fans since the early 2000s and get all their football knowledge from FIFA video games; the other 5% have been deluded into thinking they are other than a crap club that would still be crap if it weren't for big daddy Putin.
Chelski fan: We've been the best team in the Premiereship over the last 20 years.
Gooner: We have 13 league titles and we did it without Russian blood money.
Chelski fan: But have you gotten 95 points in a season?
Gooner: We've done better, have you ever gone through a season undefeated? You know, like you're Invincible?
Chelski fan: 95 points is better.
Gooner: You got 95 points with an insecure little bus parking douchebag at the helm and Russian blood money, we were Invincible with a class act as manager and playing by the rules...now go back to League One were you belong!!!
Gooner: We have 13 league titles and we did it without Russian blood money.
Chelski fan: But have you gotten 95 points in a season?
Gooner: We've done better, have you ever gone through a season undefeated? You know, like you're Invincible?
Chelski fan: 95 points is better.
Gooner: You got 95 points with an insecure little bus parking douchebag at the helm and Russian blood money, we were Invincible with a class act as manager and playing by the rules...now go back to League One were you belong!!!
by Moscow Blues March 10, 2022
Get the Chelski mug.Derogatory term used by some football clubs to insult Chelsea Football Club. The term has been used since 2003 after the club was acquired by russian business man Roman Abramovic. It's used to mock Chelsea fans and assure them that the club won't win anything, since then the club went to win 5 Premier League titles, 2 Europa League trophies and 2 Champions League trophies.
Person #1: Uhm, yeah, my favorite football team is Chelsea.
Person #2: You mean Chelski, that team run by the russian mafia, everybody knows the best team in London is Arsenal, we don't need money to win titles.
Person #1: Dude...Arsenal is in a relegation battle and Chelsea won like 2 UCL titles, stop whining.
Person #2: You mean Chelski, that team run by the russian mafia, everybody knows the best team in London is Arsenal, we don't need money to win titles.
Person #1: Dude...Arsenal is in a relegation battle and Chelsea won like 2 UCL titles, stop whining.
by Gabriel309 September 18, 2021
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Boys name which come from a German scientist, Celsious. He is a determined guy who loves drawing, playing soccer, learning new things and asks a lot. He will have no difficulties in learning languages and will sound fully as if he was native after a period of time.Is equally handsome, strong, smart, pretty annoying, etc
Celsio the scientist.
by wamanazzi May 23, 2011
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"Is Steve coming out tonight?"
"Nah, he's cellking cuz he's been blowing up Mandy's phone all damn day and she still ain't hit him back yet."
"Nah, he's cellking cuz he's been blowing up Mandy's phone all damn day and she still ain't hit him back yet."
by hunterbehunted May 9, 2015
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in opposition to a Fahrenheit grade which is a higher grade.
in opposition to a Fahrenheit grade which is a higher grade.
Pomp : Frank! how was the physics exam?
Frank : eh.. not that good. I'll get a cold fahrenheit grade.. How about you?
Pomp : Never been so bad! Celsius grade for me!
Frank : eh.. not that good. I'll get a cold fahrenheit grade.. How about you?
Pomp : Never been so bad! Celsius grade for me!
by black-lake represent May 22, 2008
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by Succmybollz January 3, 2022
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