Cellulite

The fatness on legs that hangs over when you are over the limit

DAMNNN look at that bitches cellulite

by Nicky T March 19, 2003

Cellulite

Ok I know cellulite is a natural thing that occurs in all women even the thin ones, but man tbh it's a bit off-putting. I don't wanna body shame, but if I had a say, I personally would prefer a girl to cover that using a cream or concealer or smth, anything to hide it. Of course totally up to the girl and I respect their body and wouldn't want to. Sorry.

Me: Tbh im not really into the girl you showed me. Her cellulite is a bit off-putting, no offense.
Tyler: Dude, you realize how shallow that sounds right?
Me: Yea I know, sorry. I'm not like opposed to it or anything, but if imma be 100% truthful I don't like the look of it. Of course I will respect any girl regardless and won't ever complain about it. That would be a shitty thing to do and I would never want a girl to think something is wrong with them
Tyler: Fucking simp.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 28, 2021

Cellucination

When you think your cell phone is going off-but it isn't.

I thought my phone rang, but it was a cellucination.

by Junkbox LVH3 May 1, 2010

cellulitey

gross and saggy

kate boggs has a cellulitey butt

by badass89098 May 9, 2010

cellsliders

cell slider, a man in prison who likes to have anal sex with men from other cells.

*also a juvenile club for pretentious girls from Newport beach who think their hot shit and are completely out of touch with reality.

Jerry is a cellslider, he's a triple C slut! (California Correctional Center)
or
Rachael & Britney are part of the cellsliders, they go to parties at the Hurley warehouse and act aloof and artsy introducing themselves with hipster pseudonyms like Baine or Renton.

by ih8hipsterzzz October 21, 2010