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Cell Phone Standard Time

The time that all cell phones have. (CPST) Much better than Pacific Standard Time, cause it fits in your pocket.
Bitchy Teacher: Robert, you are 2 minutes late to class! You should show up on time to class. You are going to get detention!

Robert: What the hell, Mrs. Cooper! It's only 8:59 Cell Phone Standard Time!

Bitchy Teacher: Oh, damn.
by Tylerk74 April 18, 2008
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cell phone

A device that popular teenage girls use to waste their parents' money.
Lisa talked to her boyfriend on her cell phone for 9 days without stopping. The call cost her parents $50,000.
by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005
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Cell-orist ( CELLORIST)

N.
A person who uses cell-phone / social media violence and intimidation, especially against people talking next to them |

in the pursuit of friendship & local meeting frames.
ex1) She ıs a Cell-orist ( CELLORIST) . She never gıves attentıon to your talk, she ıs always on her phone.

ex2) Don't be a Cell-orist ( CELLORIST) and leave that phone for a moment! I am talkıng about endıng my relatıonshıp here and you are not leavıng your eyes and fıngers down from that damn screen.
by ZELGBS April 4, 2019
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Cell Warrior

Incarcerated individual whose tone softens when he/she hears the gentle hum of the automatic release of their cell door.

When behind locked metal door, will often make claim that he/she will, "...rape your fucking skull and shoot my skeet on yo' bitch ass neck...", but will often close his/her own door in the event of an accidental cell block release.
Bubble Bitch: Hey Prescott, are you worried about those Chiefs in New Seg?

Prescott: "Fuck NO! Bunch of BITCH ASS CELL WARRIORS; ALL OF THEM!"
by 1302 July 20, 2008
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cell phone

A small communication device that is very useful to the owner if it used right.

However, many people abuse this fact and multitask when they're driving and if they're doing work that requires monotasking.
An example of this? Just watch somebody driving and about 78% of the time you'll see someone blabbering away on a cell phone.
by Pheimos January 24, 2009
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Cell Phone

Objects which are beginning to be given to little girls in 2nd grade who have no place to go thus have no reason to hvae one except to show it off, which pisses me off. They prance around in their little midriff baring shirts trying to be Brotney Spears when infact they look like little spoiled riches bitch sluts, whose parents have no idea what the words Discipline, and hard work mean.
Becky: Like OMG Stacy I just got the coolest new cell.

Stacy: Like OMG we can use it when we drive our barbie jeeps around the block.

Me(overhearing the conversation): WTF
by Mia February 19, 2005
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Cell Phone Whore

Someone who incessantly calls people, checks their phone for messages, and can't carry on any activity without simultaneously text-messaging.
Right in the middle of our engrossing political conversation, my friend Rachel the cell phone whore got up to text message someone.
by Kristina Potato December 18, 2006
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