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Celebating

The act of a celeberity masturbating
"was that a video of Celebating?"
by BobitaLovesBob April 17, 2015
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Celebite

A person who has promised to God to never have sex.
My friend is celebite, he will stay a virgin for the rest of his life. How sad...
by Dreamcastor February 2, 2009
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celebeertion

"I got laid last night!", said Albert.
"That calls for a celebeertion!", exclaimed Marvin.
by Mac Berlin July 7, 2009
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celerbate

verb
other versions celerbation, celerbating, celerbated

1. The act of masturbating to express joy for something great that just happened.

2. Masturbating to celebrate something you did that no one gives two or even a quarter of a shit about, because you don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend.

3. A funny/ weird/ creepy as fuck/ possibly gay way of congratulating another on an accomplishment. This is done by cumming on them and saying "Cuntgratulations!!!" if they're a girl or "Cumgratulations!!!" if they're a guy.
1. John:"Hey Greg since you've done a great job around here, I'm promoting you to assistant manager!"
Greg:"Fuck yeah!! I got to go celerbate!!"
John:"....Awkward as fuck."

2. (Gets to level 50 in WOW or finishes Halo Campaign on Heroic ) Melvin: "I'm gonna celerbate!!! See mom, this is why I didn't finish high school!!"

3. Peter:" Hey Jim, did you hear that Katie got engaged!?"
Jim:" Yeah I saw the proposal on Facebook!"
Peter:" I think I might just celerbate with her! ;)"
Jim: "She's my sister, you fuck."
by OG Mudbone aka (TATA) May 6, 2013
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celibate siren

A chaste woman who unknowingly (or perhaps intentionally) exudes arousing sexuality while simultaneously having no interest in follow through.
She grasped him with her eyes and beguiling smile, held him tenderly, kissed longingly, but, being a celibate siren, was indifferent to the effect she had on him.
by Dustinian_2 August 29, 2013
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celebratory pussy fiddling

The act of diddling yourself after a moments achievement
"I just finished painting my nails, time for some celebratory pussy fiddling"
by sexy_ranga June 5, 2014
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celebratorgy

when there is such a collective feeling of exuberance - that you feel as though you want to have intense meaningful sexual connection with everyone around you. Right then. All at the same time.
Oh man - last nights Biden win party wAs a total celebratorgy. I wonder how many babies are gonna be born 9 months from now.
by manaboutnyc@g November 7, 2020
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