Cab Calloway School of the Arts:“Cab is so cool and amazing, to bad I can’t look at a filled hallway without seeing a gay couple making out!”
by Long Haired T March 5, 2022
Get the Cab Calloway School Of The Arts mug."Live in Cork once but leave before it makes you wooly, Never live in Carlow, It's a total dump full of scumbags"
by Dave1892 April 27, 2006
Get the Carlow mug.When a cat decides to sit on a person's lap, "locking" the person to their seat and hindering that person from moving about to complete chores or errands.
It is virtually impossible to escape or undo the catlock without being a complete asshole to the cat, so the person is usually forced to remain stationary for a long while. The only polite way to remove a catlock is to wait for it to remove itself.
It is virtually impossible to escape or undo the catlock without being a complete asshole to the cat, so the person is usually forced to remain stationary for a long while. The only polite way to remove a catlock is to wait for it to remove itself.
Harold, can you go take out the garbage?"
"Sorry, Hon, but old Tiger just decided to catlock me. Looks like you're gonna
have to go do it."
"Oh, Harold."
"Brad, can you go do the dishes?"
"Sorry, Babe, but old Max just decided to catlock me. Looks like you're gonna
have to go do it."
"Really, Brad...?"
"Rick, can you go get the door?"
"Sorry, Dear, but old Fluffy just decided to catlock me. Looks like you're gonna
have to go do it."
"Goddamnit, Rick."
"Andrew, can you go clean Snowball's litter box?"
"..."
"ANDREW?"
"Fine, fine. The ONE time I need a catlock..."
"Sorry, Hon, but old Tiger just decided to catlock me. Looks like you're gonna
have to go do it."
"Oh, Harold."
"Brad, can you go do the dishes?"
"Sorry, Babe, but old Max just decided to catlock me. Looks like you're gonna
have to go do it."
"Really, Brad...?"
"Rick, can you go get the door?"
"Sorry, Dear, but old Fluffy just decided to catlock me. Looks like you're gonna
have to go do it."
"Goddamnit, Rick."
"Andrew, can you go clean Snowball's litter box?"
"..."
"ANDREW?"
"Fine, fine. The ONE time I need a catlock..."
by Jon B-C January 25, 2014
Get the Catlock mug.A stupid whore that used to be alright, but now no one likes her because she doesn't know how to shower and one time she threw her period-stained knickers at the back of her wardrobe thinking no one would ever find it, and then got embarassed when confronted about it and blamed it on other people.
In other words, a complete douchefag
In other words, a complete douchefag
No one likes Rachel Callow, she smells of day old fish and her white knickers are now pink.
I hope she gets given a pink sock by Josh Evans
I hope she gets given a pink sock by Josh Evans
by noonewillunderstandme August 10, 2009
Get the Rachel Callow mug.Pronounced cu-toe-nij. Complete and total ownage. This word resets the bar of expectation that the over use of the word ownage has lowered.
Me: C-C-C-CATOWNAGE!!!!
Loser: Wow, a perfect on all 3 matches?
Me: You call it 3 perfects, I call it CATOWNAGE!!!
Loser: Wow, a perfect on all 3 matches?
Me: You call it 3 perfects, I call it CATOWNAGE!!!
by Efrisp March 22, 2009
Get the Catownage mug.Public domain of the internet, catloaf is a mere loaf of bread formed into the shape of a cat. He is protected by his friend, whose name is currently unknown to me, but is a box and protects catloaf with a bar of bread.
by Mikal S. May 8, 2005
Get the catloaf mug.without cab calloway school of the arts, the charter school of wilmington complex would be known only for its homophobic and unbearably straight students and ignorant cunts. cab calloway makes the charter students stupidity look even more dumb than they already clearly are.
thank god that cab calloway school of the arts is a thing. otherwise nothing but transphobia and weed would be pouring out of that building.
by bornhater May 3, 2018
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