Catching Splinters

A figurative term originating in the South used by one who is driving a car with wood grain on the steering wheel.

"I'ma be working wood wheel and catching splinters, riding twenty inches or better on chrome." -Paul Wall, Chunk Up The Deuce

by mikeyrocks May 8, 2009

DVR catch-up

'DVD catch-up' is when, while recording a game or other TV event on your DVR, you start watching the recording from the beginning - and as you come to the ads, timeouts, etc., you fast-forward through them, thus slowly catching-up on the event in real time.

Uncle Tony is so good at DVR catch-up, he usually syncs up with real-time just after the final ad.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 9, 2013

Jizz Catcher

A poorly grown or awful looking mustache on someone who has no reason to have one, so therefore it can be assumed that their purpose in having it is to assist in the task of catching jizz so it doesn't enter their mouth after they have performed the act of oral sex. Also can be called a "JC" for short.

Friend 1: Hey Ian, that mustache is both terrible looking and completely unnecessary, why would you sacrifice your looks and integrity to have it?

Friend 2: It's obviously so I can catch jizz so it doesn't end up in my mouth after I suck some dick idiot, they call it a jizz catcher, try and keep up homo.

Example 2

Friend 1: Man check out the jizz catcher that Carlos is growing!

Friend 2: Yeah man that's crazy, I hear they are really efficient though.

Friend 1: Efficient for what?

Friend 2: Catching jizz after oral sex do it doesn't get in your mouth!

Friend1: Oh ok, makes perfect sense now.

by DunskyM May 2, 2011

Catching the Wild Turkey

it starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex. and somewhere in there you kill a chicken

"I was a wild night last night Michael when you were catching the wild turkey"

by hiddenthunder December 14, 2014

catch as catch can

This is an old term for free, open style wrestling or about anything else.

I'll wrestle you for that hog, catch as catch can!

by I, Wreckerrr November 15, 2020

he's catching on, I'm telling ya

In reference to Ron Paul's first tv ad for the Republican New Hampshire Primaries.

When this comment is spoken/written, it is meant to be funny.

(As seen in online message boards) Did you see that Ron Paul has 60,000 members in meetup groups? He's catching on, I'm telling ya.

by Angel Messenger November 25, 2007

Catch these hands

Fight; throwing down. Verbal assault to basically, meaning we 'bout to fight.

Person 1: "So my girl is better than yos, and she will-"
Person 2: "You 'bout to catch these hands."

by BasicNeeds May 19, 2015