catalan

1. Language widely spoken in the province of Catalonia, currently in Spain.

2. Person, animal or thing born in the province of Catalonia, currently in Spain.

1. "Ja és massa tard" is catalan for "it's too late now"

2. I've tried catalan fuet, it's awesome

by I like FARTS July 12, 2015

catapult pussy

When a guy isn't interested in a girl and she dosnt get the hint. She continues to try every thing to get his attention. Flaunting every thing she has including catapulting her pussy at him from affar.

Catapult pussy is when you hear the catapult clicling back to catapult that pussy cause she is so desperate.

by Tell her 1 June 10, 2017

Canapatolia

the state of mind in which you are not in a state of mind

person 1: bro where are you right now?

you: bruh... Canapatolia *raises eyebrow*

by lulu bitch October 27, 2019

beer cataracts

An extreme variant of the condition beer goggles, where massive alcohol consumption leads to a male completely losing his ability to sense female repugnancy.

Did you see that rotter that Mark was talking to?

Yeah, nasty case of beer goggles there.

More like beer cataracts, she had a beard growing out of her arse.

by ws January 19, 2004

Tahitian Catamaran

When oral sex is performed on a male while sitting upon a bidet. The water is flushed between thine ass cheeks emulating the effect of water upon the catamaran hulls (i.e. Each ads cheek represents an individual hull and each male had two ass cheeks).

Mr. Crowley, I do say, Mrs. Addison came upon a most peculiar site the other eve. Whilst checking on the neighbors house, a natural request when one leaves town for an extended period of time, she stumbled upon two teenagers engaging in a most bizarre sexual act. if I am to understand her description clearly, she articulated that the male of the duo was perched upon the bidet whilst the perceived female was performjng fellatio upon his man sheath, or penis. I believe she called it a"Tahitian Catamaran".

by Gooeyduck January 21, 2015

catapult the propaganda

To promote acceptance of lies/damn lies/statistics, through repetition and assisted by the blind obedience and willful omissions of the lapdogs posing as "independent" media.

"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda."
-President George W Bush, Greece, NY, May 24, 2005

by Darren Dirt June 20, 2005

cataraqui

A name of certain gang-controlled area located in the southern part of Scarborough,Toronto.

Man one: hey yo fam, what you reppin!
Man two: Cataraqui all day cuzz

by str8havoc123 January 9, 2017