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Creamy Castillo

When you use your rhinoceros bull cock to whip heavy cream inside of someones asshole while having anal intercourse and fingering a pussy using expired strawberry apple sauce in the transgender locker room.
David WTF... My girlfriend told me about the creamy castillo you gave her yesterday during the rodeo in the locker room!
by Lil Swasti October 11, 2023
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Alejandro Rodriguez Castillo El Pollo

Alejandro Rodriguez Castillo El Pollo is a very nice and funny guy. He has a lot of girlfriends like 120491048019384 of them. He is very intelligent and knows the SABIAS of patillo and gets outplayed m8. He always chips everyone in rocket league and is very good. People want to be like him but never even get close to being him.
Omg you are such an Alejandro Rodriguez Castillo El Pollo, can I get a picture with you?
by pollo321 November 18, 2020
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pastillero

A man/woman that sells pharmaceutical pills on the street. He is usually a rich yuppie that looks respectable but is really just a peice of shit.
Look at those yuppie crack heads running after the pastillero like little kids chasing the palletero.

What the fuck is a palletero?

Look it up, dumb ass.
by el pollo loco September 17, 2007
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Castilleja

A really preppy school for girls who may have lesbian tendencies, but are actually not gay. All of the students there go to college, except for Josie Maran, who is a supermodel. The uniform consists of a short blue skirt and blue or white polo. Castilleja girls obsess over most guys they meet, and very few of them are ACTUALLy gay, despite rumors.
Mark: that chick is hot
Jake: yeah, she goes to Castilleja
by jakesasquatch April 4, 2010
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saphin Castillo

Large thing and very handsome and nonchalant
Saphin Castillo did magical things too me with this large thing.
by Gangenem August 6, 2021
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Castillo

Cas⋅ti⋅llo  /kɑsˈtilyɔ, -yɔ/ or kahs-tee-lyaw, -yaw

–noun

1. Classical def.:a common prostitute and/or woman of questionable virtue; likely of sea origin, adhering herself like a barnacle to a merchant ship's hull as it made it's way from port to port. Sexual favors provided therein spread disease and pestilence across the Mediterraean and nearly capsized Lisbon in 1643.

2. Modern/Slang: a succubus who will then either; a.) defile your sheets with excrement and obfuscate your personal possessions about the bedroom as a rite of passage among women of her sort; b.) leave you with temporary VD and steal your cereal.

3. Archaic: A ruffian; a floozy.

Origin:

1645–Present; < L < Espana: act of depravity, despicable act of a sexual nature; < L < Portugal: slang use for fellatio with dogs or equivalent; n. use of fem. custallos, equiv. to a- a- 6 + -custallambros- (comb. form of brotōs mortal; akin to L mortuus dead, murder by sexual depravity) + -ios adj. RARE USAGE-present; < L < Trin./Tobago: a drunk who becomes flustered; often naked.

Other uses: slang term for a raw deal, as if being robbed by a 'hooker of pirate origin'; or rather "I was totally Castillo-ed by Rachel"
1.) "Poor Captain Valencia mistook a Castillo for a woman of gentry and has succumbed to the groin-plague."

2.) "I can't go out tonight, I'm drowsy, have to do laundry. Totally Castilloed."
by Daryl Dawson May 16, 2009
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Castilleja

A school full of really preppy girls who have no connection to the outside world and ogle over any guy they see.
Jake: Dude, you're late, man
Tom: Yeah, I know, I was bombarded by those fucking Castilleja girls
by paboy92 January 28, 2009
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