Muff Caroling

The act of singing holiday songs into a woman's vagina instead of preforming oral sex. Usually around the Christmas season.

Last Christmas eve i went muff caroling around the office party and promptly got fired.

by Att2455 January 11, 2014

Cartooning

Using Ketamine and Cocaine at the same time. Name comes from the cartoon animal on the box of Mexican Ketamine that is smuggled over the border for sale in the United States

Cartooning is almost as good as a candy flip"

by Conrad July 26, 2003

Carrolling

The act of using adult movies for self pleasure while at school or work.

A pupil walked in on his professor Carrolling in his office one fine afternoon.

by justin_69 March 12, 2011

caroling danker

A hipster with a bad attitude problem during christmas. Also known to the layman as a christmas dick, or a doobie smasher.

Bruh, check out that caroling danker, he's so ratchet in his light-up sweater and hipster onesie.

by The Horizontal Tango Jangler September 9, 2016

Claypooling

When an individual or team continues to talk shit after a loss to an opponent of a sporting event only to look more foolish

The wildcats need to stop claypooling and take their loss like men

by Baker6 January 16, 2021

Carpilling

Placing two or more people from different family's or households into one car and driving to a destination.

"i have to pick up bob on our way. He's carpilling with us."

by Omnomnomonuse June 21, 2021

catpooping

His name is catpooping. The legend of catpooping: there once was a man named catpooping, everyone laughed at him! But then.. A hot sexy woman named ur mom saw his big long dick and sat on it, "ahh~ Ah~" it went up her fat puss. She peed because it felt so good "*psss* what's that noise??, oh sorry catpooping. I peed, heehee" he ran away naked, he was walking around Walmart with his naked long erect dick and everyone, even men took turns sucking on it and riding it, he became a famous loved celebrity. That is the sorry of catpooping, the end.

"Wow, I wish I could taste catpooping's white sticky cum!! "
"Who's catpooping? "
"My daddy" "ah~"

by Sexy bae 12345678 November 21, 2021