carpool bandwagon

Your team is having a garbage season, so you resort to cheering for someone else's team that you know.

Girl: I hope atlanta wins.

Guy: But you're a Titans fan... Don't front, especially not because they suck this year.

Girl: Yeah but my dad's a Falocons fan and my roots are in GA!
Guy: That may work in soap operas, but in the sports world you're just pullin a carpool bandwagon. Disallowed...

by cheese doctor December 28, 2010

Carpool Jerkaoke

Masturbating in your car. Alone or together.

Looks like a traffic jam up ahead....let's get ready for some Carpool Jerkaoke.

by bateworld June 08, 2018

Russian carpool

When a woman takes two penises in her ass with a vodka-soaked tampon in her vagina.

Person 1: What were you up to last night?
Person 2: Oh man, I was in the back of a Russian carpool.

by rosewilting August 31, 2021

Carpool karaoke

When your in the car with James Cordon, most of the time with James unless it’s a rip off, and you sing loads of songs while driving

Did you see the carpool karaoke with Beyoncé

Hey I’m doing carpool karaoke today wanna join

I love watching carpool karaoke videos

by Lucyloooooooo February 27, 2018

Dirty Carpool

While on the dance floor three or more people line up and run a sex train, can be vaginal, anal and/or oral.

DUDE! Three chicks just did a dirty carpool right in the middle of the dance floor!

by J and J Weiners November 03, 2010

Minnesota Carpool

Its when 4 of your buddys get a 4 way 69 on in a stolen car!!

Owner of Car: What happened to my car??
Officer: Well I believe a good ole fashioned Minnesota Carpool took place here last night.

by T_Spranks June 09, 2011

carpool tunnel syndrome

Temporary, post 9/11 restriction imposed by the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey requiring all cars entering the Holland and Lincoln Tunnels during rush hour to have more than one occupant. This caused NYC-bound drivers to pull up to complete strangers at NJ bus stops and ask if they wanted a ride into the city. Sharing of tolls was optional.

Bus stop standee 1: "Did that dude in the Mercedes just ask you if you wanted a ride into the city?"
Bus stop standee 2: "Yeah. Must be carpool tunnel syndrome. I might have accepted, if he didn't have a boner."

by Webster, Merry M. August 09, 2011