carp

Can be used in place of word crap as an expletive, to be milder on the ears. The word stems from a desire to soften crap, which stems from a desire to soften shit, which was actually an acronym for... Read the definition.

Ah S--(sees teacher)cr--(sees English teacher)carp! Yes, carp!

by Nilegazer Die April 6, 2005

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carp

An effortless attempt to do nothing!

"do you want to go on the swans today dawson?
Nah the rats are hench and i'm to carped. Ask Viskus"

"theres absolutely nothing to do today
Yeh ano, do you wana just carp"

"Blorse is so fat, he's been carping all day"

by chrismccro August 18, 2010

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carps

karra's boyfriend

will be fucking karra 29th-30th of march 2003

by Brendan Carrick March 26, 2003

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carp

Anagram of the word Crap, can be used secretely without someone getting offended.

Mispelling of the word crap.

Also a type of fish.

Do you like your new school shoes son?
Yes Dad they're carp!
Oh right glad you liked them.

omg u iz gh3y nd u iz carp!!111111 nd i cant type

by Pipey Magraw April 16, 2006

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carp

the special childen who are forced to live in big emptty rooms covered in carpet so they dont fall and hurt them selves hense the word "CARP" short for carpet, These childen face a lack of social knowlegde and face a slight case of mental retardation

timmy is such the carp

by big bird on campus September 14, 2007

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carped

A revenge tactic in a prank war. Use coat hangers or wire to attach carp (or your fish of choice) to the undercarriage of a car. Most effective in the summer. After a few days the smell will be very noticeable but not obvious where it is coming from. It is the perfect prank because no permanent damage will be caused and it will not cost any money to the pranked other than maybe a few car washes.

We need to get Dave back for putting toothpaste under my door handles. I think he needs to get carped!

by UncleJon September 11, 2013

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