Chili Cannon

An anal explosion consisting of soft, bean-like stool so thick you could stand a fork up in it.

Coffee and a quesadilla? You just packed the Chili Cannon.

by Gringo Flaco January 16, 2014

Cannon Rush

A cannon Rush comes from the game Starcraft. It is when the protoss race takes a probe and "secretly" starts building cannons in the enemies base. If successful, it's deadly.

Player 1: Haha, I'm going to cannon rush because I have no skill!
Player 2: Fuck you faggot!
Player 2 has left the game.
Player 1 is victorious!

by Anterez August 21, 2013

iroquois canoe

When you inject heroin through the urethra.

Yo bring a needle tonight and we can shoot some Iroquois Canoes.
Isn't that gay?
Not in the reservation it's not.

by showmethemknees February 2, 2015

Potato Cannon

About 20 dollars of PVC and a grill ignitor put together to launch a potato at high speeds in excess of 300 feet. Sounds like a gunshot. Typicly made by bored, immature teenagers, but is incredibly fun to create/play with. If you shoot a potato it'll scare the shit out of everyone within 500 feet of you.

Last friday night some nerdy freshmen made a potato cannon and shot my front door. I then went outside and ran them over in my ford bronco.

by ThE GaMe!!! July 16, 2009

Tadpole Cannon

Your penis when used for ejaculatory puposes. Your tadpoles (sperm) are generally shot from your cannon into the toad hole (vagina). Abbreviated TPC.

Man, I totally fired my Tadpole Cannon in her toad hole.

My Tadpole Cannon kinda burns after all of the toad hole I got this weekend, do you think I have somthing?

I need to reload my tadpole cannon, I am out of ammo after spending the weekend in the swamp.

I need to keep my tadpole cannon holstered.

by Three Chauches October 18, 2006

Canon Event

An event in someone's life that must happen, in order to keep the balance of the multiverse and a development in their storyline. If you happen to change or distrupt it, the multiverse will collapse.

"Hey, i saw Jhon's girl with another man! should we tell him?"

"Nah man, it's his canon event!"

by anjinglah June 6, 2023

Douche Canoe

An individual who insists on causing the rest of the earth as much pain as possible; A chap so arrogant and twattish that they have almost no choice but to fuck you over whenever possible.

*Car drives through large puddle, drenching a child*

Child: "Pickles, what a complete Douche Canoe that old chap is!"

by FretWizard February 2, 2014