Description of somebody, usually in their late adolescence, who looks significantly younger than their actual age, and in turn, upon suspicion of being underage, will be checked for ID for (jokingly) the rest of their lives.
Dave: You're telling me that kid is in grade 12? Or did you say that he is 12? It sure looks so.
Michael: Yea, he'll be carded for life.
Michael: Yea, he'll be carded for life.
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Get the Garcia Lopez de Cardenas mug.An ugly, dumpy version of Strong Bad with a beer belly and a comb-over. Walks around with a grocery bag from Aldi which is full of unknown contents, save for a melty candy bar which he chews on very loudly while standing too close to you in line. Has a tendency to say things that are not quite one thing, and not quite another. See below for example. He is believed to smell like Pea Soup. Also, he lives behind a bush and pops out as you walk by. He's so cool, you don't even know he's cool. Recently opened a Mortgage service.
1:
Senor Cardgage (popping out of bush): Oh, excardon me!
Homestar Runner: ... (singing) I dunno what that means! And you still smell like Pea Soup!!!
2:
Senor Cardgage: I have to be going, Ethel. I have some important lines to stand in.
Strong Bad: Will I ever see you again?
Senor Cardgage: Excrobably not.
Senor Cardgage (popping out of bush): Oh, excardon me!
Homestar Runner: ... (singing) I dunno what that means! And you still smell like Pea Soup!!!
2:
Senor Cardgage: I have to be going, Ethel. I have some important lines to stand in.
Strong Bad: Will I ever see you again?
Senor Cardgage: Excrobably not.
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Get the Cardhandler mug.When you try to do self-checkout, but then they say this item "needs assistance" and they come over and check your i.d. and you're just thinking "Are you kidding me? I just have a fucking cold/flu!"
In order to obtain the Nyquil to treat my flu symptoms, I had to go through the public humiliation of being Nyquil carded, which held up the line and made me feel like an idiot.
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The Story is is about a normal 10 year old Girl named Sakura. One day she goes into her Fathers basement and breaks a seal on a Book and many cards scatter (19 in Manga, 52 in Anime) A Guardian named Kero comes out and tells her she is a CardCaptor and has to capture the cards!
If you're even thinking of watching CardCaptor Sakura, get the original not the HORRIBLE american version. They cut out Relation Ships, whole episodes, the BRILLAINT opening themes. They also edited nearly every single line in the whole thing and made Sakura sound like a Bratty 13 year old. There's 3 Seasons to CardCaptor Sakura
1 - Sakura finds the book and captures most of them in this series, she's still learning.
2 - Sakura is becoming much stronger and has to capture the final cards, then she will be judged..
3 - Sakura is now Master of the Clow Cards, but now a new trouble has arose! Her Cards are dieing and she must turn them all into Sakura Cards! But what's with all the strange goings on in Town? Giant Teddy Bear anyone?
The Story is is about a normal 10 year old Girl named Sakura. One day she goes into her Fathers basement and breaks a seal on a Book and many cards scatter (19 in Manga, 52 in Anime) A Guardian named Kero comes out and tells her she is a CardCaptor and has to capture the cards!
If you're even thinking of watching CardCaptor Sakura, get the original not the HORRIBLE american version. They cut out Relation Ships, whole episodes, the BRILLAINT opening themes. They also edited nearly every single line in the whole thing and made Sakura sound like a Bratty 13 year old. There's 3 Seasons to CardCaptor Sakura
1 - Sakura finds the book and captures most of them in this series, she's still learning.
2 - Sakura is becoming much stronger and has to capture the final cards, then she will be judged..
3 - Sakura is now Master of the Clow Cards, but now a new trouble has arose! Her Cards are dieing and she must turn them all into Sakura Cards! But what's with all the strange goings on in Town? Giant Teddy Bear anyone?
Tomoyo: This is the perfect oppurtunity for you to wear my new Outfit!
Sakura: Hoooooooi!!! *Falls on back*
Sakura: Hoooooooi!!! *Falls on back*
by Guardian of the Seal June 28, 2005
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