Nasty Capri Sun

When you pour a Capri Sun in your girlfriend or wife's vagina and begin to fuck her until you cum then proceed to drink it with a straw
Hey man, I heard you gave your wife a Nasty Capri Sun last night
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Reverse Capri Sun

During anal sex you allow yourself to urinate to regain erection and the anal hole drinks the urine.
When I went to my neighbor's and his wife was home alone she asked me if I wanted a Capri Sun I declined and offered her a Reverse Capri Sun instead.
by DoggeMan November 13, 2023
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Oversized Capri-Sun

The pouch of wine in boxed wine. Commonly found at your local supermarket and used by middle age women after the divorce. Also used by collage girls after a break-up.
Guy: I found the reminisce of an oversized Capri-Sun next to my passed out ex
Guy2: what will you drink now
Guy1: I don’t know I could give water a try
by Knee gears April 7, 2019
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Reverse Capri Sun

When you are having anal sex with somebody and urinate inside to regain erection and their body consumes the urine .
Took the local bar maid home and Offered her a Reverse Capri Sun...
by DoggeMan November 15, 2023
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Human Capri Sun

Using a mans natural protein as a form of performance enhancer.
When it's time for her 10th protein shake of the day so she grabs your ankles,holds you upside down and gives you the human capri sun by sucking the nut right out of you.
by IntoTheGrimm May 5, 2022
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Capri Sun Blowjob

When you’re scrolling through Tinder and you meet a girl who will trade Capri Sun juice boxes for oral sex. She’s definitely not homeless but may or may not have all of her teeth. Found in the finer parts of Eagle River AK, possibly by Carl’s Jr
Andy, how come you buy your juice in bulk at Costco? “Bro, you know I live the Pikachu life. Article 15s by day and Capri Sun Blowjobs by night. Looking for a new couch?”
by Plumbers Putty May 23, 2018
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capri-sun

Best drink ever. Its the best AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!!!
Oh yeah, capri-sun tastes like a banger!
by SpicyChili69 March 27, 2023
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