Mark: Bro I’m so hammered
Dave: How hammered?
Mark: I think I’m gonna Cappy’s all over your bathroom later
Dave: How hammered?
Mark: I think I’m gonna Cappy’s all over your bathroom later
by myhairysack21 May 19, 2024
Get the Cappy’smug. Pronunciation: /ˈkæpi/
A cappie (noun) refers to an overzealous investor expert who, in a state of unbridled enthusiasm, enthusiastically recommends a stock that, in hindsight, is mediocre or unremarkable. Characterized by an excessive reliance on gut instinct and a tendency to overlook fundamental analysis, the cappie is prone to making bold, yet ultimately misguided, investment decisions.
A cappie (noun) refers to an overzealous investor expert who, in a state of unbridled enthusiasm, enthusiastically recommends a stock that, in hindsight, is mediocre or unremarkable. Characterized by an excessive reliance on gut instinct and a tendency to overlook fundamental analysis, the cappie is prone to making bold, yet ultimately misguided, investment decisions.
Person 1: I heard John is recommending a new biotech stock. He might be onto something."
Person 2: "I wouldn't count on it. John's been acting like a cappie lately, always hyping up the next big thing without doing his due diligence. I think he's just trying to get attention.
Person 2: "I wouldn't count on it. John's been acting like a cappie lately, always hyping up the next big thing without doing his due diligence. I think he's just trying to get attention.
by Erequoisèlobie August 6, 2024
Get the Cappiemug. by elaboratescanner04 May 27, 2024
Get the Cappymug. by 0-0 0-0 December 14, 2021
Get the cappy hatmug. The best kind of cappy. You say this when your really into something, someone, or just having a good ass time.
by moneymorton March 21, 2021
Get the Mad Cappymug. 
Derogatory slang for someone who's capitalist, or the opposite of a Commie, derotagory slang for someone who's communist.
by France Is Terrible May 19, 2025
Get the Cappiemug.