cankle

A grossly malformed, disproportionate, and tree stump-like ankle that seamlessly merges into the calf, so that there is no singular "ankle" or "calf".

Puhhleeeaaze, girl! You got them nasty-ass cankles that not even Corky would wanna jump yer bones!

by jojo dancer October 13, 2004

Cackle

An evil laugh performed by a slightly frightful 9 year old with a plate.

cackle

by chickensluvpie February 7, 2009

Cackle

A collective noun for a congregation of white women. They can be categorized into two main types of sub-cackle: presumptuous twenty-somethings and middle-aged divorcees, although other sub-cackle do exist.

The bouncer cringed as the cackle made a series of "whoop!" sounds upon gaining entrance to the club.

by scheissvogel January 29, 2017

cackle of rads

In the world of Sarah Palin, this apparently refers to a group of feminists.

SarahPalinUSA: Who hijacked term:"feminist"?A cackle of rads who want 2 crucify other women w/whom they disagree on a singular issue; it's ironic (& passé)

by Steve Conover August 18, 2010

cackle

When you wheeze so hard, just cackles come out.

i cackled once

by Stupid Af July 29, 2021

cankle

Ankles on a obese person. The ankles are so big there is nothing between the calf and the foot, so its called a cankle.

A 500 pound woman was walking down the stairs, then she tripped on her cankle and fell. The fall broke her back.

by Sam Asshole H. May 26, 2010

Cankle

Contrary to popular belief, you don't really have to be fat to have cankles (though they are cute on chubbish girls), you just have to have boringly straight legs with no middleman, that is, no tapering between the calf and the heel. Looks less severe on skinny folk.
Alternate spelling: Kankle

Fat hasn't caused my cankle problem, I just have straight and boring legs.

by SirOnThePhoneALot April 10, 2009