Candyman

When not dealing drugs, the candy man appears behind his attractive female victims after they say his name three times while looking in a mirror.

Also the worse series of movies ever filmed, with the possible exception of Pumpkin Head and the Craft.

"You lookin fo candy man, you found him bitch" - Dude in bathroom Candyman II

by Jaggerrules July 14, 2004

Candyman

A 40+ year old hired by the government who screws children for a living. Sexually insecure yet sly, he plots ways to lure kids into his pants. The pay is average.

Gaaaaaaaaawd DAAAMN! I wanna get fucked by the Candyman.

by King of Jing July 9, 2006

candyass

A candyass is a male who does not play any sports and is a tool. Candyasses tend to wear tight jeans(gay), flip their hair, and act like questionable homosexuals.

"Hey that guy Ryan from The Real World is such a candyass"-straight guy
"Yeah when I first watched the show I thought he was a girl because his jeans are so tight"-another straight guy

by pookereese August 7, 2010

candyman

An erection of the penis

Bloke: The candyman is here!

by Kevin Marshall September 8, 2006

CandyMan

The product of crushing up Percocet and sprinkling it on a bowl of/in a blunt of marijuana.

Yo you got the weed ?

yea sonn i got the weed, you got the percs ?
Time to smoke some CandyMan and get riiipppeddd!

by InJecKshUn April 6, 2010

candyass

1. noun, a way of calling someone a butt, or hating them.
2. noun, or just a way to make you look stupid

(Lola)-whore! stop kissing my boyfriend!
(Brina)-at least im not a candyass!
(Lola)-HA! What's a candyass?

by jali January 6, 2008

Candyman

Slang term used at a greeting or a fairwell, or possibly just a nick-name.

Yo what up Candyman

See ya later Candyman

Daaaaaamn you such a Candyman

by Candyman February 22, 2003