A person from rural Canada who's vocabulary is basically limited to "Jesus fuckin' Christ you wanna go out for a rip and have a dart bud?" Can be easily identified by plaid shirts and jean jackets as well as a baseball cap with some kind of farm equipment or hunting supply store logo on it and wearing work boots literally everywhere. Even to church, or school. Can usually be found telling people about the truck or dirt bike or whatever that they have for sale on Kijiji and about the stuff they've found for sale on Kijiji. If you want to see Canadian Rednecks look no further than Meaford Ontario.
"Hey bud wanna buy a fuckin' mint John Deere Gator? Only rolled her over like maybe 10 times."
"Nah I don't buy stuff from Canadian Rednecks.
"Nah I don't buy stuff from Canadian Rednecks.
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A popular Canadian drinking game where you take 6 cans of Molson Canadian and shake one vigorously. You then mix them up and 6 people must select a can to drink. The person who gets the exploding can must chug their beer.
After completing the chug it is customary to exclaim "My name is Joe, and I am Canadian!"
After completing the chug it is customary to exclaim "My name is Joe, and I am Canadian!"
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by The_Real_Rusty_Shackleford December 31, 2022
Get the Canadian Healthcare™ mug.An individual who identifies as Canadian and professes the Canadian spirit while their country (usually the United States) undergoes a period of unrest, instability, poor political choices, or lackluster sporting results.
John became a bandwagon Canadian after Team USA's 0-3 ouster from the World Cup of Hockey.
After Trump won the election, the number of Bandwagon Canadians tripled.
After Trump won the election, the number of Bandwagon Canadians tripled.
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Get the Canadian Quiver mug.When a couple unexpectedly get pregnant and they say, "Why not?" and just move in together and maybe a few years down the road quietly get married and nobody says much aboot it. Eh?
"So how did you two meet?" "Oh, we were drunk and our birth control failed, eh? So we figured we'd have a Canadian shotgun wedding."
"Will there be a lot of people at your wedding?" "No, just immediate family, eh?. Didn't want to make a big fuss 'cause it's a Canadian shotgun wedding."
"Will there be a lot of people at your wedding?" "No, just immediate family, eh?. Didn't want to make a big fuss 'cause it's a Canadian shotgun wedding."
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