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A state of absurdity that one "literatlly can't even"... Process, fathom, or deal with.
Donald Trump's presidency is an insult to American intelligence; I literally can't even.
by keepthew!ldw!ld July 10, 2017
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An expression used when somebody is to drunk to make sense.
Matt proclaimed "I can't even know what it was" after being hit in the head with a coke bottle, obviously drunk.
by fv July 28, 2008
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When all you can say are numbers that end in 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9.
by BusyPooping September 22, 2022
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When all you can say are numbers that end in 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9.
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Example one: Kari

Example two: Katrina
Kari in a bubble bath with a glass of wine talking about her (perfect) life to her sister: “I can’t even”.

Katrina lounging in front of her electric fire complaining about her coffee roasting business (also perfect life) to her sisters: “i can’t even!”.
by itsfinecuziloveyou June 6, 2025
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A term used to put down non-sorcerers.
I can’t see it.”
filthy monkey who can't even use jujustu.”
“What?”
by ApTerse June 22, 2024
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