Fart-camouflage

n. and v. The act of synchronizing coughing and/or flushing with an upcoming, potentially noisy fart in order to merge the sounds and avoid judgement from others when exiting. This usually happens in public restrooms or thin-walled houses; mostly done by females, although it is done by males when there is female within hearing range, fearing it might be a turn-off.

Girl 1: What the hell, Daisy flushed three times already.
Girl 2: Yeah, that's her fart-camouflage.
Girl 1: What a waste of water.

Dude 1: You ok man? Heard you coughing back there.
Dude 2: Yeah man, I was fart-camouflaging -- Daisy gets turned off by my farts.

by Oranjes May 4, 2013

wine camouflage

when a woman wears red lipstick when planning on drinking red wine so as to hide the fact that she's a lush with wine stained lips

That woman is wearing wine camouflage so you can't tell that she just drank that whole bottle!

by winochic January 15, 2014

armpit camouflage

When you use an axe/old spice deodorant spray instead of showering in the morning.

I had to use some armpit camouflage because I woke up late for work.

by Garak67 May 4, 2016

Social camouflage

The art of a altering ones personality in different groups of people.

Yeah, he goes out all the time and he’s always asking different around other people, it must be a way of social camouflage.

by Sebihran May 24, 2021

yogi camouflage

When a yogi uses a yoga mat that blends in with the clothes they're wearing, creating an optical illusion which causes them to disappear in the flow. Specifically referring to matching designs printed by Metta Mats.

She had on leggings that matched her Metta Mat like some sort of yogi camouflage and mid-way through class all I saw was a moving piece of art!

by Dat Dude Jonny September 6, 2022

hi-tech camouflage tank

Lost by the army because it was too camouflaged.
Appears in Plague Inc. as a news headline.

"Not again... Where did the hi-tech camouflage tank go?"

by ULTRACOMFY January 5, 2021

Camelflauge

Employing a camel to help protect U.S. soldiers in Iraq, and possibly other areas of the Mideast.

Camelflauge was a highly superior defense option in the Fallujah battle than camouflauge.

by Flatline Hutchison March 1, 2005