A Puertorican Calzone

A "Puertorican Calzone" is when a naked man (usually after sex) tucks his testicles between his legs so they are exposed from behind. He then lays on his stomach and a girl proceeds to give him "cosquillita" (gently running her fingertips on his skin) all over his back, shoulders, ass and balls.

Yo, my girl gave me a Puertorican Calzone last night n put me RIGHT to sleep.

by Tramposo December 14, 2009

calzone

A large wad of money. Lotsa cheese, Lots of dough.

The guy rolls up with a calzone in his pocket and starts making it rain all over the strippers.

by DBruch October 30, 2010

Calzone

Someone who is soft, or takes the soft option - i.e. a Flake. Brought about during a dinner where 4 men were eating; three ordered a Mixed Grill and one ordered the Calzone.

Person 1: "We went out drinking last night, and we all drank bourbon but Jim was sipping champagne."

Person 2: "That guy is such a Calzone."

by The Popcorn Gangster April 9, 2007

Mexican Calzone

A sexual combo move whereby the man performs an Alabama Hot Pocket and then 'seals the envelope' in which he seals the excrement inside of the woman's vagina using his dried semen.

I was going down on this girl and forgot that I had given her a Mexican Calzone the night before.

by The Fourth Holes April 20, 2011

seafood calzone

vagina, cunt, gash, female genitalia

that chick is fine..I'd gobble her seafood calzone.

by Joves II April 9, 2008

Calzone

A Calzone, or Calzoning, is the ultimate violent act with steps inspired by actual the food, a calzone. It involves hiring somebody to rape the victim (cheese), squeezing the juices some of their organs all over them while theyre alive (tomato sauce), then chopping them and their family up (meatballs, pepporoni, etc.), and then deep frying the entire mess.

1. Riley is so damn annoying, I'm about ready to Calzone him!
2. Person 1: Yo, i just murdered a gang leader last night dawg.
Person 2: Really? I Calzoned a man for mowing my lawn too short.
Person 1: That's whack whitey!

by 4 guys 1 computer August 7, 2010

filthy calzone

When you and your partner shit in the hand of your hand and begin to jack you off with the shity lubricated hand.

hey Joseph want to go pull off the old filthy calzone and then catch a movie after I her garfield two is pritty good.

by clereance drinkwater July 16, 2006