CapAlert

A website run by a deranged minister (sometimes referred to as the CapA-Loser) who rates movies with a system he claims is "infallible" but often turns out the wrong score based on the fact that he doesn't really pay attention to the films he rates.

No one died in Lilo & Stitch, so the CapAlert score on the page for that movie cannot possibly be correct.

by Nat Rator May 26, 2004

calallen

filled with white girls who want to be black making up chats “SHABOYA ROLL CALL” and drink nothing but starbucks. the boys are fuckboys that think they’re the shit “skate or die broo”

shaboya roll call my names ..... and i’m from calallen;)

by callalen sucks December 10, 2018

Calallen

Filled with complete and total retards who are dumb as fuckkkk. This town is named after a gay faggot "calvin joesph allen" oh well he is already dead lmfao. Their schools are as ghetto as a fucking homeless shelter. Also theres a big ass homeless population and crackheads everywhere.Theres potholes in roads every fucking where and they choose to fucking build more schools.

Calallen is so corrupt and terrible that i broke my lease to leave that god-awful place

by Calallen_Hater_289164 October 11, 2019

Lewis capaldi

An amazing singer who never fails to put us in the feels! He has brought out songs such as ; someone you loved, fade, grace, lost on you, tough, bruises and many more! He is literally perfect ohmydAys

Bro 1: “bro, did you hear Lewis capaldis new song?”
Bro 2: “bro, yes I was in TeArS”

Bro 3: “pussy ass bitches” — bro 3 doesn’t understand Lewis capaldis amazing songs because he’s that one person in life who hasn’t witnessed good music

by jessattackinghermates February 22, 2019

Carpal Tunnel Of Love Syndrome

When a new song is released/leaked from a band, causing the band’s fan base to react strongly. Symptoms include:

-Posting a flurry of topics on the band’s message board
-Posting bulletins on Myspace
-Ripping the song and spreading downloads across the fanbase
-Make a Myspace for the song so the fanbase can add it to their private Myspaces
-Puzzling over the lyrics with constant debate over hard-to-decipher lines
-Putting lyrics from the song in their Myspace names/Myspace bylines/AIM profiles/away messages
-Crying
-Saying their faith in the band has been restored
-Putting the song on repeat for many days
-Smiling non-stop for the next week or so

Named after the notable reaction Fall Out Boy fans experienced when the song “Carpal Tunnel Of Love” was released from AbsolutePunk.net on November 10th.

Wow, those Fall Out Boy boardies really had a case of Carpal Tunnel Of Love Syndrome when "Carpal Tunnel Of Love" was released!

by caelae November 17, 2006

Capalert

A good place to find a bunch of christian fundamentalist/right-wing retards for fun and profit. Rumour says they also do film reviews. (and funny ones!)

Capalert craap-alert!

by Zhou Fang August 17, 2003

Carpal Texter Syndrom

The pain that occurs in your wrists after too much texting or emailing on your phone.

Basically carpal tunnel syndrome that is caused by excessive phone typing.

My wrists are aching. I gotta stop writing long emails on my Blackberry. It's giving me carpal texter syndrome.

by freezon January 3, 2011