Callum.
A man who is highly intelligent, kind of cute but can sometimes make him self look like a shaggy dog, so he rarely likes to
Groom .He cares a lot but sometimes to much, doesn't like to be in uncomfortable situations for to long, Not a big drinker but when drunk tends to be the loudest most cheerful guy.
He is sometimes stupid when trying to fit in. Has lost of friends but doesn't like many, hes more of a follower then a leader.
A man who is highly intelligent, kind of cute but can sometimes make him self look like a shaggy dog, so he rarely likes to
Groom .He cares a lot but sometimes to much, doesn't like to be in uncomfortable situations for to long, Not a big drinker but when drunk tends to be the loudest most cheerful guy.
He is sometimes stupid when trying to fit in. Has lost of friends but doesn't like many, hes more of a follower then a leader.
by Used1105 December 30, 2011
a.k.a Cal Cal <3
Nathan Sykes look-alike, lovely person, always has something nice to say and is always hilarious!
Freaky fit, and a gorgeous gentleman ;)
All round perfect guy!
Nathan Sykes look-alike, lovely person, always has something nice to say and is always hilarious!
Freaky fit, and a gorgeous gentleman ;)
All round perfect guy!
Girl 1: How was your date last night?
Girl 2: It was amazing, he was perfect!
Girl 1: Ahhh, must have been a Callum
Girl 2: It was amazing, he was perfect!
Girl 1: Ahhh, must have been a Callum
by GossipGoat November 21, 2012
I was minding my own business the other day when some stranger callumed me. I was offended and called the police.
by joshmc81 March 03, 2019
Callum is the type of person who would rather survive on porn then food, he cant last a day without a quick wank. He’s one of those people you don't want in your dm’s.
by Johnaustin October 19, 2019
Callum is the biggest clunge magnet that there ever was and his favourite catchphrase is "One in the pink two in the stink".
Guy 1: "did you see that callum getting all the pussy last night"
Guy 2: "Yeah what an absolute clunge magnet"
Guy 2: "Yeah what an absolute clunge magnet"
by Calpol6969 May 12, 2014
A man with a micro penis
by Callum has a micro penis May 14, 2021