Doing a Callum Styles

Acting like a chimpanzee and throwing your shit all over the walls

Fuck I must’ve been drunk last night because apparently I ended up doing a Callum Styles, the walls are a mess and my girlfriends not speaking to me.

by Big pizzle P October 2, 2020

Dirty Callum

Midget with a small dick who gets pegged by mr.hands and his horse cock

Cant come out im doing a dirty callum

by Callum Richard Peter Thomas January 31, 2022

caelum devlin

tells Ellis to stop being a noob every time he plays fortnite

Ellis is a default skin said caelum devlin

by caelumdevlin1 October 26, 2019

Calum Dunbar

A person who exposes nonces

Person1: I just pulled a calum dunbar
Person2: Another one down!

by Bigman86 January 11, 2019

Ghost caelum day

The ghost caelum day is on the 29th of every month where ghost caelum comes to haunt you.

Person1: it's the national day of ghost caelum

Person2:what's ghost caelum day?
Person1:you don't know what a ghost caelum day is.. I'm disappointed in you

by GhostCaelum November 29, 2021

Doing a Cullum

To claim you wish to do something, then proceeding to get distracted for upwards of fifteen minutes before remembering the original task at hand.

Cullum: Hey do you want to play a game in a minute?

You: Yeah sure
*Cullum doesn't come back to his computer for half an hour*
Cullum: Sorry for the wait I went to the shop.

Cullum: Want to play a game after I've finished my work? ETA is 10 minutes.
You: Okay sure
Cullum: Be right back I'm gonna get a coffee before we start
*Cullum has actually gone to the pub after disappearing for 20 minutes*
You: Looks like he's Doing a Cullum

by Maxiesnax1 June 8, 2020

Dirty Calum

When a lad from the north east of England slaps his cock against a lamppost

Awh man I got so drunk last night, I started doing a dirty Calum

by Dansknr April 20, 2020