Callen Ryan 

He is a short, little midget. Everyone is taller than him. He head is literally “🏀”.

But most of all, he is SIGMA MALE 😳😳😳😎😎😎🫢🫢🫢🫢

“I saw Callen Ryan in the street. It was traumatising, mesmerising, cathariating, intriguing experience”.

Callen Ryan by sfkgkgjfjfjdyhe May 19, 2023

Callan 

Insanity, craziness or callan is a spectrum of behaviors characterized by certain abnormal mental or behavioral patterns. Insanity may manifest as violations of societal norms, including becoming a danger to themselves and others, though not all such acts are considered insanity.

Girl: "I can't up with you this weekend"
Boy:"Oh, why?"
Girl: "I'm being sent to a psychiatric ward."
Boy: "What? you seem fine to me."
Girl:"Nah...I've gone Callan."
Boy: "Oh, that's a shame. Get better soon!"

Callan by Girly*** November 21, 2010

callan 

a really great girl.

wow, callan is pretty much perfect.

callan by humbertoito December 24, 2007

carleana 

Very out going, loving, thinks she's the shit and always has a nice round booty. She's sweet and kind one minute then a ball of fire the next. I'm really not sure how to give any a definition about carleana

Love you carleana

carleana by Carleana s July 18, 2017

Byran Callen 

The comedian famous for 'The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It' he played the character Andy and the movie was s'terrible. He has loads of fan. He is well known for knowing s'little about comedy which is ironic. #hatecha. Also known as 'Bit Killer Jones' He is also the mayor of Seeyasville.

Hey is that Byran Callen!? *said no one ever*

Byran Callen by Everybody's listener November 25, 2013

callan 

1. an amazingly cool person!
2. usually a girl's name
3. very good-looking!!!!!!!!

1.Did you see that girl? She was very attractive! Her name has got to be Callan!

callan by joyy519 February 19, 2009

Callan 

fat nerd who likes to play world of warcraft all day and can't get hard inside of his girlfriend. He is one hard lad

guy: callan, why didnt you come into school today?
Callan: I was playing world of warcraft!

Callan by Snoopdogg1234 June 14, 2011