A small, handheld computer that tells you answers to math problems because you're too lazy to work them out.
by shekel May 23, 2014
A small, handheld computer that tells you answers to math problems because you're too lazy to work them out.
by shekel May 23, 2014
by glberns October 24, 2010
The most useful tool included with microsoft windows when running in scientific mode. It can be used to convert any number into a different number format. It also does maths commands quite well.
by Once I killed a gopher with a stick June 20, 2006
The Congressional Calculator is much like Obamanomics, it's calculations that don't add up in the real world yet people buy into strictly based on the source of the info. The Congressional Calculator is used anytime things don't quite add up but fits the agenda du jour. It's like adding 2+2 and getting minus 4 billion.
"Great news! Government Healthcare just passed which should decrease the deficit by about 2 Trillion!!" "ah, I love the Congressional Calculator, I'm gonna go buy a new 'vette."
by dirtykurty September 08, 2010
by blackrazr November 03, 2006