The act of ejaculating onto the face of a women, then right after she precedes to gather the semen into a hollow strap-on dildo. She then takes the strap-on and inserts it into her partners anus and re-ejaculates his own semen back into him, followed byfeltching it out of him.
David gave Cindy a great Jim Bob Nut Calamity last night, and let me tell you, his ass was sore the next day.
by Mista Lee and Mista Brandon April 29, 2008
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'A dead woman.' That must mean the Baroness! But Paula was electrocuted- great calamity kittens! I'm going mad!
by uliglaze April 28, 2011
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When the issue at hand is of such great magnitude and awe the only way to explain is by having an a and two magnitive descriptive words.
At work seven managers were fired because they were embezelling funds, all day the atmosphere was a calamity of a clusterfuck!
by kimmiesthougthsat2:14 August 17, 2013
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Leading causes of sea calamities include pirates, the kraken, Cthulhu, marriage, romantic relationships, friendships, shipwreckships, the evil dead, death metal, easy listening, military exercises, battle, and war.
Leading causes of sea calamities include pirates, the kraken, Cthulhu, marriage, romantic relationships, friendships, shipwreckships, the evil dead, death metal, easy listening, military exercises, battle, and war.
A sea calamity is to be avoided at all costs, as is the human heart. But I repeat myself.
Loose lips sink ships. Once one becomes aware that the sea exists, they want to sail all day every day. But we all know love is a course dead set to one end, sea calamity.
Loose lips sink ships. Once one becomes aware that the sea exists, they want to sail all day every day. But we all know love is a course dead set to one end, sea calamity.
by poisonIvy March 3, 2019
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Porter: When you get a cramp while peeing?!
Larry: Precisely!
Porter: When you get a cramp while peeing?!
Larry: Precisely!
by ATG6923 May 5, 2022
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by Nodim October 24, 2007
Get the Pussy Calamity mug.A sudden plethora of spam attacking one's email box; a user on Gaia that lurks much and posts somewhat rarely.
A: I forgot to enable the filters on my inbox; therefore, spammity calamity has ensued.
B: Who the fuck is Spammity Calamity? I've never seen her on Gaia.
B: Who the fuck is Spammity Calamity? I've never seen her on Gaia.
by Spammity Calamity! August 30, 2005
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