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Jim Bob Nut Calamity

The act of ejaculating onto the face of a women, then right after she precedes to gather the semen into a hollow strap-on dildo. She then takes the strap-on and inserts it into her partners anus and re-ejaculates his own semen back into him, followed byfeltching it out of him.
David gave Cindy a great Jim Bob Nut Calamity last night, and let me tell you, his ass was sore the next day.
by Mista Lee and Mista Brandon April 29, 2008
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Great Calamity Kittens!

An exclamation, similar to great scott!, making its first appearance in the Wonder Woman comic Sensation Comics #7 (July 1942). Later popularized by cracked.com in its article "The 6 Most Pointless Supervillain Schemes".
'A dead woman.' That must mean the Baroness! But Paula was electrocuted- great calamity kittens! I'm going mad!
by uliglaze April 28, 2011
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a calamity of a clusterfuck

When the issue at hand is of such great magnitude and awe the only way to explain is by having an a and two magnitive descriptive words.
At work seven managers were fired because they were embezelling funds, all day the atmosphere was a calamity of a clusterfuck!
by kimmiesthougthsat2:14 August 17, 2013
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sea calamity

A great nautical disaster, typically in ancient times, before smart people existed.

Leading causes of sea calamities include pirates, the kraken, Cthulhu, marriage, romantic relationships, friendships, shipwreckships, the evil dead, death metal, easy listening, military exercises, battle, and war.
A sea calamity is to be avoided at all costs, as is the human heart. But I repeat myself.

Loose lips sink ships. Once one becomes aware that the sea exists, they want to sail all day every day. But we all know love is a course dead set to one end, sea calamity.
by poisonIvy March 3, 2019
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AFH Calamity

When you get a cramp while you’re taking a number 1
Larry: Dude I went through the AFH Calamity at the movies yesterday!
Porter: When you get a cramp while peeing?!

Larry: Precisely!
by ATG6923 May 5, 2022
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Pussy Calamity

A failed attempt to score after receiving sexual favor (such as gettin' some head, hand job etc.) and spending a lot of time with one girl only to be stop by her period.
Dude, Jose had another pussy calamity this is the 3rd girl this summer.
by Nodim October 24, 2007
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Spammity Calamity!

A sudden plethora of spam attacking one's email box; a user on Gaia that lurks much and posts somewhat rarely.
A: I forgot to enable the filters on my inbox; therefore, spammity calamity has ensued.

B: Who the fuck is Spammity Calamity? I've never seen her on Gaia.
by Spammity Calamity! August 30, 2005
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