Caillou is little piece of shit that complained about every fucking thing. I’m pretty sure everyone wanted to kill this fucking twat. Even his own body thought he didnt deserve hair, like wtf his own body shoulda recognised to malfunction. His sister Rosie is a creepy fucking fetus that walks around and probably crawls up peoples arsehole. His poor fucking parents surprisely haven’t shot both of them. Caillou sadly doesn’t have cancer because the cancer couldn’t deal with his shit so instead they gave him a show were at the end of the season he gets run over by a car, several times I’m pretty sure I watched him hit him the reverse hit him reverse and repeat that a few times before he actually left. After that the car was acclaimed king. Also I’m pretty sure when he was birthed the doctor threw him in the bind mistaking him for trash. How very appropriate.
His own body proved enough of example to show how much he didn’t deserve to live. Like literally he looks like a fucking rat with all its legs broken and no fur.
Caillou: is a fucking twat.
Caillou: is a fucking twat.
by I ran over caillou March 3, 2019
we all know the dumb show caillou, but in my ea sports nhl games i made caillou a nhl player, he is a defence men for the ottawa senators, he is 6'7 and 240 pounds he is the best and toughest player ever, he wins 98% of the fights that he is in and has the biggest hits ever he is the leading goal scorer on my team and he is a d man, he is 20 years old in nhl 18, he is a fake player that i have made.
by Jack cof November 27, 2017
The spoiled shit in the TV show; Caillou. He has no hair, not because of a disease like cancer, but because he has AIDS. He has 69 other STDs like Clamitia, and herpes. This is why he is always bitching like a little shit about everything
by TheKooolKid March 19, 2021
Caillou is a piss baby little shit whi thinks he can get whatever he wants but he can't why? Because he doesn't deserve hair food or love.
Mom:Caillou just cause you hate your brother for being our new top priority since he's a new born doesn't mean you can hurt him
Caillou:*demon schreeches*
Caillou:*demon schreeches*
by Ummm idk what to put here March 9, 2021
A controversial Canadian TV show centered around a 4-year-old boy of the same name who constantly throws tantrums and whines... and always ends up getting what he wants through guilt-tripping and is never punished for some reason.
I'm just a kid who's four
Each day I grow some more
I like exploring
I'm Caillou
So many things to do
Each day is something new
I'll share them with you
I'm Caillou
My world is turning
Changing each day
With mommy and daddy
I'm finding my way!
Growing up is not so tough
'Cept when I've had enough
But there's lots of fun stuff
I'm Caillou
Caillou
Caillou
I'm Caillou
That's me!
Each day I grow some more
I like exploring
I'm Caillou
So many things to do
Each day is something new
I'll share them with you
I'm Caillou
My world is turning
Changing each day
With mommy and daddy
I'm finding my way!
Growing up is not so tough
'Cept when I've had enough
But there's lots of fun stuff
I'm Caillou
Caillou
Caillou
I'm Caillou
That's me!
by Kapi Fan August 12, 2021