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cashew blast

< Hey, have you ever had a Cashew Blast?
> No, what's that?
< *kicks you in the nuts
> Ow, my balls!!!
by terriblest April 12, 2011
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causeway challenge

Chugging a 6 pack of 12 oz canned beer on a 24 mile bridge going a legal 65 mph. Designated driver recommended.

Made famous by the 20 minute trip from Mandeville to New Orleans.
" Hey, we're leaving Mandeville, grab the six pack, we've got 20 minutes... CAUSEWAY CHALLENGE!"
by Bada Bingz and T Rizz February 24, 2009
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Causeway

a bridge used as a linkway between Singapore and Malaysia immigrations, located in the North of Singapore.
"There is always the problem of congestion and delays at the Johor and Singapore sides of the Causeway. I am puzzled as to why this is so," he said.

Singaporeans heading to Malaysia for the long weekend found themselves caught in a bad jam after they cleared the Singapore checkpoints on the Causeway and the Second Link yesterday morning.

North of the Causeway, Singapore’s social revolution, without the new community centres, factories and flats to back it up, became little more than an idealistic dream – unless the party could somehow manoeuvre itself into an alliance with the ruling party, or else take power from it.

When it is really bad, some abandon the wait for a bus, preferring instead to walk across the Causeway.

Since early December, ICA had already warned Singaporeans travelling to Malaysia via the Causeway and Second Link are to expect delays due to heightened security measures and to expect heavier traffic during the year-end school and festive holidays.
by Printsr June 26, 2016
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Cashew Cooker

Someone who puts hot water in their mouth and sucks on a limp dick
by Tax Evader January 18, 2020
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Cashew Pizza

Cashew Pizza

It is a pizza that has Cashews in it. It is the best type of pizza in the whole entire world. Any pizza can become a cashew pizza. All one has to do is to sprinkle cashews and a bit of virgin blood of young North Korean girls or preferably your mom's blood. Once a year, a man of high importance like a world leader has to secretly shove TWO cashew pizzas. One down his throat and one up to his rectum. Then the pizzas would be removed surgically after 2 hours and be offered to the pizza gods. Without this pizza or the ritual, the world will end as we know it.

There is a secret cult of the Cashew Pizza.
The cult's name is: The cult of Cashew Pizzas
To become a member, one has to donate their soul to Bill Gates or any other rich man. Like an oil tycoon.
Then, once you have been given clearance and approval, you will eat cashew pizzas for the rest of your existence and will constantly whip yourself on the streets to show your devotion to the pizza gods. As a member, your ultimate goal is to seduce 72 virgins and extract their pussy juice and blood. Then you have to offer it to the Pizza gods. Once this step has been completed, you will receive eternal life and will have the power to become a powerful leader of a country you so desire. A prime member is Vladamir Putin, ever notice how he barely seems to age? That's because he is a follower of the cashew pizza cult.
I will ritualistically sacrifice my soul for THE chance to be a member of the Cashew Pizza cult.
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Cahsean

A introvert who wants to become an extrovert but can't cause he doesn't talk to people and has very few friends and bullies his dog and friends and is nice to other animals depending on the animal
Cahsean why.
by LightningfastCummer April 5, 2021
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causewand

1. A person addicted to meth
2. Meth
1. You’re a causewand!
2. Your on causewand
by Tyrese2007 November 4, 2021
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