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cage gap

Unlike the mythical "wage gap," the cage gap refers to the fact that males are sentenced to roughly 60% longer sentences than females for the same crimes. All things being equal, males receive more harsh penalties for crimes than females. Cage Gap is the term used to reference the gender inequalities that exist in the US criminal justice system.

see: University of Michigan Law and Economics Research Paper, No. 12-018
Man 1: I robbed the 7-11 and got ten years.
Man 2: That sucks. I know a woman that robbed that same 7-11 and has the exact same criminal history you do but she got four years.
Man 1: Dat cage gap doe.
by jimmy vee July 14, 2018
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cage kids

Kids that are meant to be locked up in a cage.

Unpopular kids. Not even normal. Scary. Usually part of their school's anime club or science fiction club

lack fashion sense.

Does not know what shampoo is.

usually given names like scary mary, baby gap boy, muffin top, BK, and ONDREY.

IF EVER CONFRONTED BY ONE CALL THE AUTHORITIES IMMEDIATELY ABOUT THE STRAY.

**if confronted by them on a regular basis... carry a die with more than six sides and toss to distract them. then run. you won't have to run fast as they are not that physically fit.
-That girl is looking like she lives in a dumpster.
-Yea, she hangs out with the cage kids.
by black betty16 January 28, 2009
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cage potato

1. In a scientific experiment, a control group of subjects with limited stimuli or activity.
2. A vegetative individual.
3. A domesticated panda.
1. "A third group served as cage potato controls."
2. "I haven't seen Izzy in weeks; she's such a cage potato."
3. "You should watch the cage potatoes on the panda cam eat and sleep, and eat."
by truffz February 17, 2006
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Cage the Elephant

An awesome band from Bowling Green, KY. Lead singer Matt Shultz and brother Brad Shultz started the band in 2005 where they were formerly known as Perfect Confusion. The band consists of Lead Singer: Matt Shultz, Rythym Guitar: Brad Shultz, Bass: Daniel Tichenor, Drummer: Jared Champion, Lead Guitar: Lincoln Parish. Their debut album is available now and they have a hit single Ain't No Rest for the Wicked and has reached #2 on the Modern Rock charts. Check them out they rule.
1. There ain't no rest for the wicked, 'till we close our eyes for good.

2. Person 1: Have you heard of Cage the Elephant?|

Person 2: isn't that shoving ur whole dick and balls in an ass?| Person 1: No you homo it's an awesome band quit looking at the faggot definition of Cage the Elephant!
by Elephantinthecage July 15, 2009
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cage match

A cage surrounds the wrestling ring. Both wrestlers start inside the ring (and thus inside the cage). In order to win, BOTH of your feet have to hit the ground outside of the cage.
by Super Guy February 4, 2004
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cage kids

a term used around the Illinois Central College campus for the past few decades referring to the students that sit in the caged off area. these students usually partake in world of warcraft dungeons and dragons anime and line dancing

often used as an insult to normal people.

uncool students that do not bathe.

students that make out and wear tube tops that over their ugly muffin tops when it is 30 degrees outside.

made popular by brittany
Omg jared... brittany is looking so ugly today. she should sit with the cage kids.

there were some cage kids creepin behind me yesterday.
by lame like betty December 9, 2008
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Cage Syndrome

(n.) The inability to turn down theatrical roles, even if they could indeed ruin one's career. Brought about by such actors as Samuel L. Jackson (appearing in Snakes on a Plane for Christ's sake), and most importantly Nicholas Cage, for the syndrome is founded upon his decisions acutely, the actors continue disappoint many with their unwarranted actions.
Damn, Nicholas Cage has the worst case of cage syndrome ever. He fucking agreed to Knowing and Ghost Rider of all god damn movies in this world.
by demosthenes29 August 22, 2009
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