curtain skirt

When a girls skirt is really short and you can see her vagina or "curtains."

Hey, check her out, she's wearing a curtain skirt!

by JackGeorge March 5, 2008

curtain floss

the act of wiping yer ass on the curtains of a motel after receiving horrible service there.

Use the curtain floss at the super 8 in colombus ohio when they change their rates after "BOB" the towel head told us one rate and charged us another.

by jeremy smith January 11, 2006

curtain bandit

A guy who, after participating in sexual intercourse with another, and discretly walks over to the curtain and cleans the slime off of his dick, then leaves never to return.

Sally, watch out for that Brooks, I never knew he was a curtain bandit, until I found the mess he left on my bedroom curtains.

by Kevin Vandam July 1, 2007

curtain pussy

pussy lips that resemble a closed curtain. One often has to swim through vast amounts of saggy labias to the clitoris and/or pussy canal

John: Damn girl you got a curtain pussy
Tiffany: yea... I DJ diddle way to much with my sorority sisters
John: i don't know if i can find your clitoris
Tiffany: well you've got a saggy slong

by Rumple Forskin October 21, 2010

curtain touching

Another term for a chick masturbating - rubbing her " meat curtains"

"Sue don't need a boyfriend, she mastered the art of curtain touching"

by bitchwc January 13, 2009

Curtain Nanny

A nanny provided by restaurants so you can enjoy your wine without having to hear your fucking child.

We’ll take 2 bottles of wine and your finest curtain nanny

by StraightGangstaRach May 30, 2018

Curtain Climber

A defiant kid who behaves very badly, is out of control, gets into everything and does everything they shouldn't, including climb curtains. They typically will listen to no one, caregivers and parents alike. They will occasionally respond to bribes and may cooperate for a short time, if you can get them to settle down long enough to hear it.

Jimmy and Lisa's curtain climbers are the worst and I will never babysit for them again!

by TonyaMC419 April 4, 2020