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curving a load

This is when someone tries to curve their load around a object.
Hey I am going to curve a load around your face OK.

Curving a load
by Rbomb04 August 31, 2014
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pocket curling

similar to pocket hockey but with reference to the nipple and therefore mostly for women. inadvertent or intentional touching of the nipples, resembling the rubbing motion in the sport curling.
as I was taking my pen out of my shirt pocket, I found myself playing pocket curling and enjoying it.

she spends 15 minutes buttoning up her shirt every day because she's busy playing pocket curling in the process.
by half-pants March 13, 2009
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The Great Curling

The prophesied time when the Canadians will rise up and will cleanse the Earth of all other nations. It is generally assumed that the polite nature of the average Canadian is based on pity due to their knowledge that all non-Canadians are doomed.
It is a lesser known fact that all Canadians have a sharp blade located somewhere on their bodies which they sharpen regularly in preparation for the slaughter.
Alfie: I don't trust Matthew. Eventually he is going to kill us all
Arthur: What the hell are you talking about?
Alfie: He's Canadian.
Arthur: oh right, The Great Curling. Well at least he's nice about it. He'll probably kill us quickly and painlessly if we ask him to.
Alfie: Maybe I can still become a Canadian citizen...
by QueenKol April 23, 2011
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No Cussing Club

An organization started by a 14-year-old tool from Pasadena, as endorsed by his parents and apparently his friends. This group, obviously in direct violation of the USA's first amendment, has somehow been endorsed by congressmen and law enforcement alike. The aforementioned 14-year-old has also authored a hilarious, although pathetic "music video" wherein he spasms about his neighborhood, telling people not to use swear words. I, much like thousands of other people who have seen this music video, are anxious to hear how this person has turned out in three to five years.
"If you wanna be my peer, please respect my ears - don't cuss!"
-14 year old founder of the No Cussing Club
"Do me a favor, say 'don't cuss' for me. Thanks, I'll have a cheeseburger."
-14 year old founder's equally queer father
by Senor Mysterious November 5, 2007
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Curling lifestyle

Noun. The life lead by the true curling players. Characteristics include straight pants, a windstopper jacket and custom made curling shoes. The nightlife is an essential part of the curling lifestyle, as is drinking huge amounts of beer with other teams. Players leading the curling lifestyle use only snus, only because smoking is prohibited on the premises.
The skip of the finnish team , Markku Uusipaavalniemi is a dedicated forerunner of the curling lifestyle
by x0000000x March 8, 2006
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Curling Pit

I'm just off to the curling pit to have a big sweaty poo.
by pixie June 19, 2006
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toe curling

when you get that insane gawk gawk vacuum seal 3000 it makes your toes curl up causing bound feet
man last night kyrin gave me that toe curling blow job
by moey_DW_ASCA May 15, 2019
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