omg im cuming

when a male squirts white liquid called cum out of his penis.

female: (moans)
Male: omg im cuming

female: pull out pull out
Male: to late

9months later

Doctor: its a beautiful baby boy

by daddy harder omg harder daddy November 8, 2021

cumonchest

A salty treat given as a present on a special occassion.

Jordan gave Erica a wonderful cumonchest for Valentines Day and she ate it up.

by Jordo Playaman February 25, 2009

cumon

trying to cuss

clifford:cumon!
gary:i cant, its stuck!

by UrbANMeNNace!! February 8, 2003

Cow Cuming

Find a cow and jizz on it then while milking the utters you bukkake its mom

"Yo we gonna go cow cuming today?

by PoppinPauly February 25, 2010

Cuong

The real BTK killer, and long suspected as the Center City rapist

I was walking my dog down the street and that Cuong attacked me and made my Chihuahua ride his baloney pony

by Chio Nutz March 31, 2005

Dai cuong hoa hoc huu co

You would rather die than to study this shit. Whenever someone talks about this, just slap them directly with a saucepan.

Dai cuong hoa hoc huu co kho vai ca lon

by hatemaths February 6, 2023

Cumonmyshuffle

choosing to have sex with a person who's name is similiar or in the song which appears on your ipod or zune on shuffle mode.

So I cumonmyshuffled Jamie because I was listening to Aerosmith.

by crazyxpanda February 23, 2009