Head Crusher 

1. A torture device used in the Middle Ages. With the chin placed over the bottom bar and the head under the upper cap, the torturer slowly turned the screw pressing the bar against the cap. The victims teeth would be shattered, their eyes squeezed out of their sockets, and they would die from the infernal pain.

2. A Megadeth song. Their first single from their upcoming album "Endgame". It's lyrics describe the torture device.

1. I think your parents considered putting you through the head crusher when you were born.

2. The solo in "Head Crusher" is not long enough!

Head Crusher by |\/| egadet |-| August 9, 2009

Penis Crusher 

When you have sex with a really fat chick, she gets on top of you, and all the weight ends up crushing your dick, and possibly your pelvis, too.

Did you hear about Jimmy? He just went to the hospital last night because Tammy gave him a penis crusher.

Penis Crusher by elviscoolie October 7, 2009

comp crusher 

A person who downloads lots of large files untill they fill the computers hard drive completely. Then, they free up a miniscule amount of free space, then fill it up again.

When Jimmy found out that he could actually download porn, he became a comp crusher.

comp crusher by NINJA_CARROT August 18, 2009

Couch crusher 

Comprable to the always-popular chair Crusher these behemoths do not only Crush normal human chairs but they can Crush an entire couch with their massive girth

Jimbo: did you see the girl Billy Ray left the bar with! Damn she was a real chair crusher!

Cleatus: Hell wasn't no chair crusher! She was a couch crusher!

Couch crusher by TV2112 March 22, 2019

Flag Crusher 

A person who unanimously rejects his proposals made by other people THUS, crushing their Flags(hopes) in a sense...

UOMI SAN : Now you've crushed my flag too... TSUDA KUN!
TSUDA : Huh... Flag Crusher!? Nanisorei?
(P.S. - You came here from seitokai yakuindomo, you're a genius if you have watched it up to that episode it gets better)

Flag Crusher by Frizzyfreak May 23, 2022

Cookie Crusher 

Verb: The female teabag. Where one places their vaginal lips on ones forehead.

Jimbo was passed out on the couch while Kim gave him the COOKIE CRUSHER!

Cookie Crusher by T Rod August 27, 2004

cunt crusher 

A penis that is so large it physically crushes a girls "cunt". Easily mistaken for clit crusher.

My dick is so big it crushed that bitches cunt, a.k.a. i'm a cunt crusher!

cunt crusher by cuntcrusher November 14, 2009