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Cruise Slut

A woman that signs up for a Singles Cruise, gets smashed every night on the boat and proceeds to screw as many guys as possible. Of course the woman denies it to the rest of the group, yet her roommate tells everyone she has enough condoms and lube to fuck an army!
"Did you get a piece of that cruise slut? Yeah...I did her in my cabin last night."
by captain of the seas October 4, 2007
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cruise crud

The onset of upper respiratory infections, following a vacation aboard a cruise ship.
Avoid the lido deck, if you don't want to catch cruise crud.
by ChadleyMeow September 4, 2016
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Cruise Sock

A naval term describing the sock a sailor would take on board a ship while on deployment to masturbate into. By the end of the ship's cruise, the cruise sock would be rock solid.
Hey, what's this piece of plastic doing in your drawer?

It's not plastic, it's just my cruise sock
by immabenavy June 22, 2011
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cruise ship

A two-way motorboat. When two girls laying in the 69 positing each motorboat the other.
Dude, that lesbian film is awesome - there's even a cruise ship scene!
by A Bobby August 25, 2006
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Cruise Control Swag

When a person has so much swagger that they are even able to control the amount they exert to a needle point. If you poses cruise control swag you can put out just enough swag to:

1) make bitches want you
2) make bitches fight over you
3) pull bitches off of other dudes
4) make bitches do things for you without any of the extra fluff needed

People with cruise control swagger have hit such a high level of "pimping" that they no longer even put a thought into what they are doing, it just comes natural.

A person with cruise control swag would also be known as a swag surfer
Pekelo went to a party after three days of not sleeping, rolling, and in a bad mood, he still pulled three numbers due to his cruise control swag.

Joey - "Lets get some bitches mayne"
Pekelo - "What u grinnin bout dawg"
Joey - "We gonna pull out that cruise control swag nigga, these bitches ain't even gonna see the shit comin"
Pekelo - "pimp out loud my nigga"
by Cushuito January 22, 2010
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cruise-clause

1. coined as the act of waiting till the last day of a cruise to fuck someone cause you know you'll never see them again.

2. a term implemented whenever you bang someone you'll never have to see again.
1. I almost came home from the cruise dry, so enacted the cruise-clause and got wet with some strange on the way home.

3. they were leaving anyway, so I cruise-claused them both.
by f'n vic February 5, 2010
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Cruise-A-Holic

A person who cruises more than 2 times a year. A person who will book a cruise while one one. A person who has taken more than 100 cruises in a lifetime.
I'm loving this cruises so much I just booked one in a month from now and another in four months. This will make me a platinum member of the cruise line. I might just be a Cruise-A-Holic!
by Bigmama53 January 3, 2011
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