cranky napper

a person who wakes up from a nap so cranky they could chew their own arm off

I am so tired, but I can't have a nap because I am a cranky napper.

by Grammy Sammy O October 11, 2014

Cranky bull

When your girl wakes up with a huge headache due to the hangover she has attained from the night before, you slap her ass, put your dick in her butthole and hang on for the ride because she will be bucking up and down like a bull thats angry. You will achieve maximum greatness if you manage to stay on until she can't buck anymore. She will then pass out due to the overwhelming heat stroke or anxiety attack of this activity.

Dude I tried out a cranky bull on your sister this morning. She cut my cock off.

by Shitty nipples with cream April 01, 2010

Cranky Bean

the female form of blue balls

Girl 1: I really wanted to get it on last night but he had whiskey dick!

Girl 2: Damn! He left you with a cranky bean!?! That's harsh!

by guesswuttbubblebutt March 04, 2012

Cranky sponko

An old ladies virgina

Your Nan showed me her cranky sponko

by Cheeky donny March 22, 2019

Cranky Ass

The same as swamp ass where your ass sweats so much it gets damp and nasty in the buttular section.

I got a serious case of cranky ass sitting in that warm chair all day.

by Duke January 22, 2003

cranky wednesdier

a person who is extremely cranky or crabby on a wednesday morning

girl: Hey whats up?
Guy: ( turns and gives the evil and eye) F off I didnt get enough sleep
Girl: jeeze are you a little cranky wednesdier

by littlemermaidrocks December 14, 2009

Cranky Snatch

A grumpy, upset, or disagreeable individual of the female gender.

She overheard me saying I only "pretend to love her", ever since she's been a cranky snatch.

by Cranky snatch April 11, 2009