cranky napper

a person who wakes up from a nap so cranky they could chew their own arm off

I am so tired, but I can't have a nap because I am a cranky napper.

by Grammy Sammy O October 11, 2014

Cranky sponko

An old ladies virgina

Your Nan showed me her cranky sponko

by Cheeky donny March 22, 2019

180 Cranky

The act of slamming your fist down on the top of another's skull. The arm and fist will be behind the chest facing away from the body, and then be rotated 180 degrees forward with violent force.

Person 1: Ha-ha you are such a little bitch. I could kick you frail ass.
Person 2: Shut your bitch ass up! I got a 180 cranky ready waiting for you.

by desdeploy September 27, 2023

The danky cranky

The danky cranky is a group of words me and my college friends use to call weed. The danky cranky can be used to refer to the smoking of, before, after and at the sighting or smell of weed.

Hey I smell the danky cranky
Lets go some some danky cranky

by MR_Sir March 9, 2018

Cranky Ass

The same as swamp ass where your ass sweats so much it gets damp and nasty in the buttular section.

I got a serious case of cranky ass sitting in that warm chair all day.

by Duke January 22, 2003

cranky wednesdier

a person who is extremely cranky or crabby on a wednesday morning

girl: Hey whats up?
Guy: ( turns and gives the evil and eye) F off I didnt get enough sleep
Girl: jeeze are you a little cranky wednesdier

by littlemermaidrocks December 13, 2009

Cranky Snatch

A grumpy, upset, or disagreeable individual of the female gender.

She overheard me saying I only "pretend to love her", ever since she's been a cranky snatch.

by Cranky snatch April 10, 2009