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cranky wednesdier 

a person who is extremely cranky or crabby on a wednesday morning
girl: Hey whats up?
Guy: ( turns and gives the evil and eye) F off I didnt get enough sleep
Girl: jeeze are you a little cranky wednesdier

cranky sheep

insomniac, unable to catch any ZZZZZZs
my best friend's girl friend is a cranky sheep, 'cause she can't get no sleep
cranky sheep by cfmsp June 30, 2011

cranky poo 

when you’re trying to poop but your ass refuses to let the poop come out. won’t even peek its head out
hey honey, just had a very cranky poo. must of woke up on the wrong side of the bed
cranky poo by chapo g July 8, 2019

Cranky Nails

People who watch CrankGameplays (Ethan Nestor) who also have chipped black nail polish, much like the YouTuber himself.
Person 1: hey, you gonna paint your nails again soon?
Person 2: yeah, but right now I’m rocking those Cranky Nails
Cranky Nails by Mx.Gameplays December 24, 2020

Cranky Niggaz

A term that seems racist but isn't, actually is used to introduce yourself and greet everyone (usually on a discord server)
person a: uwu im a degenerate
person b: WHATS UP MY CRANKY NIGGAZ
Cranky Niggaz by thelionking____ February 18, 2021

cranky badger 

When a brunette gets cum in her hair and isn't happy about it.
Yeah I came all over her face, she was a cranky badger afterwards...
cranky badger by Kropotkin92 April 25, 2021