A phenomenon that occurs when one has an extremely bad case of diarrhea and hasn't eaten a lot of solid food any time recently, only liquid. When you go to take a dump, instead of solid fecal matter coming out slowly, there is a quick blast of liquid out of your ass, similar to the infamous blast of the once popular Super-Soaker model, the CPS-1000.
Guy 1: Yo man, you goin' to the kegger tonight?
Guy 2: Ugh dude I wish, I got horrible diarrhea, just took a friggen CPS-1000
Yeah i was with that guy last night and I was shocked to see a curved peen. I thought all of them were straight! That’s when i realized he suffers from CPS (Curved peeshie syndrome).
A Minecraft PvPer who's CPS (which is likely 12+) is more impressive than anything in his PvP capabilities. Can't use a bow or rod and resorts to melee rushing.
Has multiple, even dozens of CPS cases, as a result of multiple child neglect charges. Shouldn’t really have any kind of custody but somehow still does.
CPSmom must be asleep again because her children are running around by the road unsupervised.