Conk

A piece of human trash.

Toby is a massive conk.

by Alex_Triple_Chin February 5, 2019

CONK

The noise made by a cowbell

Conk, Conk, Conk

by Donna March 16, 2004

conk

a word the 2 coolest people use but only they know the meaning but they dont know what the exact meaning is they can only use it to think what they think the meaning is.

'you're a conk'
'only conky people can do that'

by Malty Tizzy April 2, 2008

conk

The head/the human head.

"He's totally bing in the conk!"

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

conk

To defecate. Take a shit.
Okie-English

Man, find a toilet...I have to take a conk.

by BadMoFo June 13, 2004

conk

A poo. You take a conk on the donker. The process of taking a conk is known as donking.

I need to take a conk.

by Mistleweather Handyshroom December 23, 2007

Conk

The derogatory name for a conservative person.

Jack: Frank is such a conk. He is an avid Buah supporter.

Liz: yeah, he's a conk and a half.

by Quickfusion November 18, 2017