jack clutter

he sucks at soccer and is a dumbass and is mean to me

jack clutter is a bootyhole and a hoe

by hi 👁👄👁 August 25, 2019

Rescued clothing and Clutter

Unique treasures found across the globe that are waiting for a new home at the Hen House Thrift Boutique at 7 E Main st in Evansville Wi . From flannels, dresses and other clothing to one of a kind Knick knacks, the Hen House has an endless supply of fun finds for you and your home.

I can’t believe the amount of rescued clothing and clutter I found at the Hen House Thrift Boutique

by Big deal daddy August 24, 2023

Coochie Clutter

A mixture of vaginal fluid and anal secretions in the chode creating a cluster f*ck of moisture and guck. Smell can be related to when you open a can of tuna and squeeze out the juice. If you bottled that juice and let it ferment and curddle.

After extended bonus hole intercourse, Natasha's Coochie Clutter was quite simply unbearable.

by Big Mama Trish September 25, 2009

Caucasian Clutter

Poor Republicans who vote against their best interests to fit in with rich white Republicans.

Al & Peg have Trump signs all in their yard but they live in section 8 housing & I saw Al trying to buy beer on EBT at the store the other day they're complete Caucasian Clutter.

by Joshiehua3 December 31, 2020

cunt clutter

The neglected maintenance of the vaginal region on one who has “let themselves go”; hairy, odious, and often acquiring lint in the bristled curls.

“Bro, last night at the 90’s party I met this lil shawty rocking the cutest cam toe in some neon spandex. We hit it off, right. Get back to my place, where we start making out. One thing leads to another, I pull them spandex down, and I swear it was like a horror movie. We talking cunt clutter so bad: dingle berries all in that shag carpet covering her snatch; I thought I welcomed a sewage plant to start processing out my apartment!”

by SXiPPY February 20, 2022

Gutter Clutter

A front tramp stamp: a tattoo on the area above the pubic bone and below the belly button. Either beside or on the iliac furrows created by the hip bones, aka the "cum gutters", this tattoo "clutters" the area with ink as it is generally as poorly done or trashy as your average tramp stamp.

The only tattoo she has is some bad flowers as gutter clutter. Totally trashy.

by deathsbinky March 24, 2022

covid clutter

The accumulation of a mess in one’s home due to COVID-19. Often caused by a depressed state and the knowledge that no one will see the mess anyways.

“Hey, good to see ya. Sorry about the mess, I’m still working through the covid clutter.”

by Aspin Frederick September 9, 2022